Would you marry Britney Spears?

[STDiva]

I'd be all over Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid if I had the Chance. Has beens with money and great bodies are people too.

 

[shootfighter8]

Hell NO! :nono:

But I'd be all over her before Timberlake & Federline...
SF8

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd be all over Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid if I had the chance. Has beens with money and great bodies are people too.

Only kinda. They're dead inside, and would likely have no will of their own. That would make them ideal candidates for marriage, right?

 

[STDiva]

Only kinda. They're dead inside, and would likely have no will of their own. That would make them ideal candidates for marriage, right?

I was thinking more along the lines of ra....marriage too.

 

[busenbust]

yes i would ! she is fucking stunning !

 

[BlueBalls]

With all the hassle that comes with her, probably not. Although I am a sodomite, so who knows...

I would let her lick my balls though.

Which is pretty considerate of me, I think.

 

[grower_boy]

I'll pass. Now Shakira ...:nanner:

Don't get me wrong...I'd take Shakira over Britney anyday. Musically-speaking, too. But that just wouldn't make for an intriguing thread.

Why the hell would I marry someone I don't know personally, have never met,and whose existence I'm only aware of through pictures and various other forms of media!?!?!







Now; if you'd said Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova, my answer would be different.

:1orglaugh

 

[exwarrden]

Wouldn't want the infamy.

 

[busenbust]

Wouldn't want the infamy.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[Rey C.]

I guess I'm a prude. Recovering drug addicts with hygiene problems and mental issues just never appealed to me - net worth aside. For that matter, I didn't like her before she went off the reservation. But now :noway: :eeew:

You can airbrush the hell out of her pictures and make believe that's how she is 24/7. But my guess is, this is how the little princess looks more often than not.


And even if she looked good (and had some class), why the hell would I marry somebody I don't even know.... just based on their looks? Sure, bitches be crazy... but guys be dumb.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No amount of money would erase the fact that you'd be getting K-Fed's sloppy 25ths or however many dongs have been in that horrifying Venus Flytrap of a cootch. That, and I'd need to have my I.Q. reduced by 75. The only way I can think of safely doing that is registering democrat and that isn't happening.

 

[bostonkid9]

Hell no!!!

 

[STDiva]

I never knew there was so many liars on this board.

 

[grower_boy]

I never knew there was so many liars on this board.

:rofl:

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Fuck Yeah!!! Pull A Federline and never have to work again!!!!!

 

[Galactic]

No.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

I never knew there was so many liars on this board.

I might fuck her, but I don't think I could tolerate her as a person. Not enough to marry her... Unless there was no pre-nup.

 

[squallumz]

I never knew there was so many liars on this board.

im still standing by my answer :hatsoff:

 

[GracelynnMoans]

I so would if she was a lesbian... i guess thats only in my dreams... damn all these straight sexy famous people.... Even if she was bi sexual I would marry her...

Wait.... Wait.... I think she does have a thing for girls... she did kiss madonna right??? YES!!!! I might have a chance.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S61Z1EYlhSE

 

[GracelynnMoans]

I so would if she was a lesbian... i guess thats only in my dreams... damn all these straight sexy famous people.... Even if she was bi sexual I would marry her...

Wait.... Wait.... I think she does have a thing for girls... she did kiss madonna right??? YES!!!! I might have a chance.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S61Z1EYlhSE

And she looks like a good kisser :hit::hit::hit: