Would you marry Britney Spears?

Would you marry her?

  • Yes

    Votes: 39 45.9%
  • No

    Votes: 44 51.8%
  • Only if she agreed to retire from music

    Votes: 2 2.4%

  • Total voters
    85
I'm being serious with this question, and I'd like to know what you guys think. Britney is one of the biggest popstars of all-time and is still churning out hits to this day. She was a sex symbol even before hitting the age of 18, and is arguably the most talked-about celebrity of the 21st century.

If Britney was single and you ended up with the chance to marry her, would you do it? Here are some things to consider...

Pros

  • Multi-millionaire with millions more coming in
  • Successful
  • Attractive
  • Talented (maybe not in your eyes, but in the eyes of millions)
  • Relatively Young (around age 30)

Cons

  • Constant media coverage (which spreads to her boyfriends/husbands)
  • Questionable personality
  • Has been known to cheat
  • On the road for much of the year

Other things to consider

  • Has had mental breakdowns
  • Extensive dating history
  • Has 2 kids

So with all that considered...would you do it?

britney-spears-miami-concert-2011.jpg
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
what i dont get is... this dumbass and backstreet boys and all that other garbage came out at the same time.

everyone made fun of it.

then, fast forward a tiny bit and all of the sudden, it was acceptable and cool to like that shit.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
No, she does not look like she used to.

She has children from guys who are probably sodomites.

She is dating a multi-millionaire businessman 15 years her senior.

Walking into a public bathroom barefoot was bad as well. :eeew:

:noway:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I don't go to loads of company functions these days. But if I decided to try to schmooze with the boys & girls at HQ, it might be nice if my wife didn't take off her shoes, put her feet up on the dinner table and start scratching her cooch. I'm just sayin'.

 
uh, sign me up.

Smoking hot body and filthy rich.
What? she's "crazy"?
Shit, all bitches is crazy

This post contains all kinds of truth.

I'm calling bullshit on the people that said no. Except Elwood. If he married Britney Spears, he'd get no....satisfaction? amirite?
 
No, she does not look like she used to.

She has children from guys who are probably sodomites.

She is dating a multi-millionaire businessman 15 years her senior.

Walking into a public bathroom barefoot was bad as well. :eeew:

:noway:

Sodomites? Please explain this intriguing, yet inappropriate post.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Why the hell would I marry someone I don't know personally, have never met,and whose existence I'm only aware of through pictures and various other forms of media!?!?!







Now; if you'd said Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova, my answer would be different.
 
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