Would You Hire A Lawyer Who Referred To Himself As Sweet James?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd probably hire Schlomo the Shyster before that character. He should try to be a professional instead of resembling a Starbucks Barista. His plugs are made of pubic hair too.

 

[Johan]

Depends...
If I'm suing my ex-girlfriend who caused me a broken frenulum, maybe I could hire a lawyer who goes under a pornstar name

 

[Mr. Daystar]

For a disability claim, possibly. I used a well advertised law firm for my claim. It took 7 months from beginning to end, which is pretty quick. If I need a criminal trial lawyer, for a serious crime, I would go with a recommendation from someone, preferably, another lawyer, or defendant.

 

[John_8581]

No. But I'd hire James Taylor as a singer. Most definitely!

 

[tvstrip]

If he is actually a good lawyer, that could work in his favor, especially in contentious litigation like divorce. Opposing counsel could look at the letterhead and think he's a joke lawyer and come unprepared. If that happens in court, the judge will have a negative impression opposing counsel and that could be a huge advantage.

It would be pretty cool if he was one of the best legal minds in the country, and eventually got a SCOTUS nomination. The headlines for that would be pure gold.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If he is actually a good lawyer, that could work in his favor, especially in contentious litigation like divorce. Opposing counsel could look at the letterhead and think he's a joke lawyer and come unprepared. If that happens in court, the judge will have a negative impression opposing counsel and that could be a huge advantage.

It would be pretty cool if he was one of the best legal minds in the country, and eventually got a SCOTUS nomination. The headlines for that would be pure gold.

Why not show up to court dressed like Columbo then? He sandbags during the initial cross-examination then pushes your shit in way up past your lungs during the last 5 minutes.

 

[tvstrip]

Personally, I'd go with a overly-obvious heavy southern accent. All the best lawyers have one.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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Personally, I'd go with a overly-obvious heavy southern accent. All the best lawyers have one.

I have a friend that I call the Black Columbo of the IRS. He's a Black guy who's people come from Arkansas. He mumbles and sounds country as fuck but knows his job and lures overly-cocky idiots into his trap. He also told me, "Man, Trump fuck me but he good to you." I took that as friendly and professional advice. Peppering him with hypotheticals is a guilty pleasure of mine. Good guy. Good guy.

 

[gmase]

One of Johnny’s best. Those virgins trimming their wicks!

 

[John_8581]

The best scene where the lawyer is dressed inappropriately has to be My Cousin Vinny. (1992) Joe Pesci has to wear the "ridiculous" suit because his suit got ruined with the mud.

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[Mr. Daystar]

I was to busy rewinding, and re-watching Marissa in her skin tight body suit. She's still good looking, but she was ever so tasty in those days.