Would you ever suck a dick?

Would you ever suck a cock?


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Meh, why not? I love dicks. I'm a huuge fan of mine. I'm just kind of repulsed by everything SURROUNDING the dicks. Isn't that what SheMales/LadyBoys/Trannies are for? That would explain their burgeoning popularity.

It's like Diet Cock. All of the dick, none of the guilt.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Why do guys keep starting these threads here? There are plenty of gay websites to go ask dumbass questions at. What would they say if I went to a gay website and asked "Would you eat/fuck a pussy"?

Stop it.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
I'd rather stab myself repeatedly with a red hot soldering iron, throw salt in the wounds and let vulture eat me alive.

....so no.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Hell yeah!!!









....if Dick Cheney was a ghost and I was a Ghostbuster. I would "suck" the hell out of that Dick, right into my vacuum cleaner.
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
Ya know what I do when I think about eating a pizza? I eat pizza. That makes me a pizza eater.

Get my fucking drift?

Admitting your a pizza eater is the first step in not making me want to strangle your fucking ass.

I don't care if your a pizza eating fucking madman. Just quit fuckin acting like eating the shit only in certain situations makes you anything other than a fucking pizza eater.

OK I asked for it. Please. Tell me what a pizzaphobe intolerant piece of closet pizza eatin fuckin shit I am.
 
Ya know what I do when I think about eating a pizza? I eat pizza. That makes me a pizza eater.

Get my fucking drift?

Admitting your a pizza eater is the first step in not making me want to strangle your fucking ass.

I don't care if your a pizza eating fucking madman. Just quit fuckin acting like eating the shit only in certain situations makes you anything other than a fucking pizza eater.

OK I asked for it. Please. Tell me what a pizzaphobe intolerant piece of closet pizza eatin fuckin shit I am.

Vlad. I'm not gonna call you a homophobe. I'm gonna call you something else.

An Absolutist.

Your logic is black and white. Sexuality isn't. It's a little more ephemeral, fluid, than that. As research, after research, after mounting research suggests. As a biologist once said. "Nature loves diversity, Society hates it"

There is no such thing as straight or gay really. There's orientation. And yes, some sway more, and much more than others. It's more a scale. With 1 being perfectly straight and 10 being perfectly gay. I think most all of humanity sticks to the margins of those gradients. That's more accurate than any absolutist thinking will ever try to grasp at in it's oversimplification, of a clearly complex human experience.

Etc, etc.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Maybe if it was my own dick and my mouth could reach it.

Google can help?

Vlad. I'm not gonna call you a homophobe. I'm gonna call you something else.

An Absolutist.

Your logic is black and white. Sexuality isn't. It's a little more ephemeral, fluid, than that. As research, after research, after mounting research suggests. As a biologist once said. "Nature loves diversity, Society hates it"

There is no such thing as straight or gay really. There's orientation. And yes, some sway more, and much more than others. It's more a scale. With 1 being perfectly straight and 10 being perfectly gay. I think most all of humanity sticks to the margins of those gradients. That's more accurate than any absolutist thinking will ever try to grasp at in it's oversimplification, of a clearly complex human experience.

Etc, etc.

I can't tell if you a really smart or really snobby. Or both. :rolleyes:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Stay on-topic! Yes or no! No need to call out members with a different opinion! If you don't like it move on!


On topic: Yes I would! In fact I'd love to! Shemale cock that is!

And maybe some of the members' cock! Who knows?! :D
 

roronoa3000

Banned
If none would ever know, maybe. All in all, it's just flesh and blood. It's not like I'd have feelings towards a guy, YUK! I'm not attracted by men and I could never have feelings towards a guy, but it would be an experience. I mean you live only once, right? So what if you sucked a little cock, we live in the 21st century, couple of thousands of years ago even the greeks sucked a little dick every once in a while. So I could, but probably won't.

???
 
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