would you do me?

Hey ladies. I have an 8 inch dick and my girlfriend says its huge. But the only problem is it won't fit. Would you do me?
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
It won't fit? :rolleyes:

I doubt your claim.


To answer your question....no. :thefinger
 
try putting it in straight instead of sideways.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Hey ladies. I have an 8 inch dick and my girlfriend says its huge. But the only problem is it won't fit. Would you do me?

I wouldn't do you. You would do me...and WRECK me. Oooooh, God...I know what IIIIIIII'M dreaming about toniiiiiight...

:nannerf2: <--- Look how shocked I am. Mmmmm...
 
Eight inches is not enough. You gotta have a foot to give me a kick.
 
hahahahaha.... even 'hotrod11inches' outclasses you :1orglaugh
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Isn't that like diving into a cave?

I'm not the lengthiest guy in the world, but it's quite thick. (I wank or sex at least.. eh.. 3-5 times a day. Blame it on not getting enough hugs/love as a child or maybe I'm just genetically screwed over like most of the nymphos and satyrs in my bloodline. Father lives in vegas, grandpa couldnt stop fucking.. etc, etc. A family history of cheating. UGH!) So.. it's sorta like when you move into a new house and you gotta wedge the couch thru the doorway to get it inside. It's a pain to do, but once it's inside everything is friggin' awesome. ;)
 
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