Re: Would you marry a pornstar , if she was still in the business?
I can see it all now...
*starts dreaming*
Deepcover: Hey sweetheart how was work?
Camille Squeal: It freakin rock hon. I did a gangbang scene with Shane, Luke Marcus, Sean and Lex. Their cocks were this friggin huuuge babe. My eyes were wide as ever I was starin at that motherfucker. Like holy shit dude. *displays the measurements with her hands* and daaaaaamn was I ever fucking dripped in cum. My pussy was also tore up too *makes a soft sexy moan*...A big load of cum dripping out of my pussy hole dude. Shit was unreal but ha was it ever great haha!
Deepcover: Oh really...that's...that's....that's nice. *shows a sign of disconcern*
Camille Squeal: Then I had to do a lesbian orgy scene with a group of girls that lasted a good eight hours or so...holy fuck did these fuckin bitches sure know how to eat pussy...Fuck they eat it better then you Deep lol
Deepcover: Say what?
Camille Squeal: Oh yeah *eats a nacho chip* oh hell yeah babe...and they're freaking HOT at doing it too! The four of us... let's see it was me, and Kim, and Amber, and Justine, and some other bitch lol...No. It was more like the six of us were altogether lookin sexy as fuck making out altogether as soft misty vapours started to steam the rest of the set...One girl was rubbin softly on my clit while the other was caressing my breasts while the rest of the girls used a big ass dildo followed by a sybian on me. Lickin and fuckin my pussy all day long. Jesus Christ love, I honestly thought i was gonna pass out. Shit was like sooooo amazing.
Deepcover: *Shows more disconcern* Nice.
Camille Squeal: *Smiling* What's wrong dude? You look like you got the shit kicked outta you.
Deepcover: *looking more concerned* Yeah...um did anything else happened sweetheart?
Camille Squeal: Oh, I fucked and sucked off a couple of studio heads...I was fucking horny as hell but damn they also gave me a hefty raise on top of it. Can't pass that up ya know? Someone's gotta bring home the bacon! *shows a big fucking grin*
Deepcover:...................
Camille Squeal: Seriously, what's wrong babe? Come on did I hurt your feelings again? When are you gonna learn to take a joke dude? Haha Is my poor baby deepy weepy upset at her Camilly Squealy? *goes over to hug Deepcover*
Deepcover can't take the nonsense because shit has basically reached the limit and now jealousy has taken over....release the beast!
Deepcover: *Throws a vose at his wife and misses as it hits the side of the wall * GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT SHIT!...This is shit sweetheart....this is shit...HOLY FUCK...I CAN'T BELIEVE *takes a pause* THIS IS WHAT I GET EVERY NIGHT?! Did you forget you got a loving devoted husband to come home to? I love you!
Camille Squeal: Duh! Fuck babe I love you too but you are waaaay too messed up crazy and you're boring in the house too...You think any girl is gonna put up with a dude like that? It makes me wonder why I married your fucked up ass and boy is it ever fucked up lol *looks at DP's ass* You can't even make my pussy squeal and on top of that I make a shit fuck ton of money then you do loser haha!
Deepcover: Out! OUT! *turns on the stereo loud* Get the fuck outta my house Camille.
Camille Squeal: Ooooooooooh NOOOOOOO! This is my house bitch. You get the fuck out.
Deepcover: MY ASS ISN'T FUCKED UP OKAY?????
Camille Squeal: Whatever smartass...Wanna bend over and make things a little better? You know, take it up the ass like a real motherfucker instead of acting like the little pussy mau mau that you are? *gets serious*
Deepcover: *starts sobbing in agony* You never talked to me this way before Camille...
Camille Squeal: Well no fucking shit Sherlock. Look at you crying like a little bitch haha wow so lame. Even my pussy is laughing at your pathetic self. What a fucking disgrace of a husband I married haha.
Deepcover: *cont to sob* No I can change...we can make this work sweetheart...just quit the porn biz for me babe. Please.
Camille Squeal: *lights a cigarette then the O's of smoke rolls out of her mouth* Ha fuck no. It's over. Everything. If I had stuck to my gut feeling I was better off being with Jenna then with you. Now get the fuck outta my house before I call the cops on you *throws a sharp stiletto at Deepcover*
Deepcover: Ouch....Jesus Christ! I DON'T DESERVE THIS NASTY SHIT!
They cont to fight until the cops arrive....
Conclusion: After all the bullshit after all the fucking yeah yeah yeah rants, it all ended in a nasty divorce with Camille getting everything. The house, the car, the kids, even the sex toys Deepcover gave his wife for her birthday. Meanwhile Deepcover is living at a shady motel somewhere in Canada eating off of egg noodles and sauce, paying his now ex-wife child support and now spending most of his days looking straight up at the ceiling wondering if it was ever worth marrying a porn star?
Camille Squeal rubs then squirts her pussy on a picture of her ex husband then burns it while making out with one of her best friends. Leaving Deepcover crushed and defeated in the process...
So in other words...no. I don't think I could handle being married to a famous porn star lol.