Would you bang Helen Mirren?

Would you bang Helen Mirren?


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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm sure her twat has been pounded so much that it resembles chicken picatta.

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So yes, yes I would.
 

Ike Stain

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I'm sure her twat has been pounded so much that it resembles chicken picatta. So yes, yes I would.

'zakly. I guarantee she fucks like a pro.
 
I would bang her long, deep, and often in every hole. Then between her tits so I could come on her face and watch her rub it in and lick her fingers clean :^D

Saw her in "Excalibur" when I was in my teens but then she fell off my radar until I saw her on the red carpet for the 2007 Golden Globes. I had no clue who she was but made a point of finding out. Check her out in the dress she was wearing that year and you might just change your mind from a "no" to a "yes". Here's a google search for images from that year:

https://www.google.com/search?sourc...4&bih=583&sei=49pLT4niJ-OW0QG6-82gDg&tbm=isch

Enjoy!
 
Re- Helen Mirren..

If she dressed for the part. Black seamed nylon stockings & some decent sexy undies & heels, she would have to wear heels. If she presented in this way then YES!

I'd fuck her arse off! Bet she would be good, a real dirty Dame.
 
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Only if she doesn't have that bengay-ish old people smell..... though she might need some bengay after I'm done with her :tongue:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I hear she's a squirter.












I love the fact that this thread pops up every year around the same time as the Academy Awards. It always reminds me to see what else is on TV that night.
 
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