I can't see myself using the term "bang" in relation to Catherine Deneuve (or Sophia Loren). In addition to being gorgeous, she was/is a great, talented actress... and a legend in her own time. My dream date would simply be to have an intimate dinner with her at Le Louis XV Alain Ducasse restaurant at the Hôtel de Paris in Monaco... on the grand prix weekend. I really could die a happy, happy man if that ever came to pass. Which means that I probably will not die a happy, happy man. Damn you, reality! Damn you to hell!!!
To be honest, I can't say that I would refuse her in bed, but it wouldn't be my goal either. In the same way that I would prefer to just sit in a '57 Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa, rather than drive some vulgar, modern "super car"
de jour, I'd be content just to sit with the
belle de jour over dinner.
Still better looking than most women half her age though.