Would u get your arm amputated for 100 million dollars? &...

[xanaXXX]

Here's the conditions in order to get the 100 million dollars:

- A (Doctor) surgeon does the amputation (Good thing)

- Don't worry you'll be under anesthesia

- You don't have to pay any hospital bills

- You can choose which arm to be amputated

- Last... You must give the man (the one providing the money) a 30 second blow job, or you will not get the money. It can't be a half-assed blow job.

- Just in case your wondering. The man is Bono.



So would u? Answer honestly :elaugh:

 

[squallumz]

pfft, way to sneak in some gay sex into the deal.

 

[xanaXXX]

Shit! I forgot to add a poll! Mods?

 

[LukeEl]

No way Jose this reminds me of a Jigsaw esque trap. I appreciate life and make the most of it everyday.

 

[Arden Adamz]

could you throw in a cool post-amputation robotic arm to sweeten the deal???

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No thanks.

 

[StanScratch]

Hell, I'll blow Bono for free!


And, yes. Because with that money, I could either simply have that arm reattached, or I could get a super cool robotic arm with lasers. And a can opener!

 

[xanaXXX]

Hell, I'll blow Bono for free!


And, yes. Because with that money, I could either simply have that arm reattached, or I could get a super cool robotic arm with lasers. And a can opener!

Now that's the spirit!

 

[STDiva]

Anybody but Bono. The Edge even.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Anybody but Bono. The Edge even.

What about Larry Mullen Jr?



That's sick, man.

 

[PirateKing]

How much is that after taxes?

 

[STDiva]

How much is that after taxes?

$81.75

 

[Jack Davenport]

Who was the comedian that had the skit on his show where he meets with a porn producer wanting to make a sex tape and the producer goes into all of the gay sex he should have?

 

[Ace Bandage]

No.

I write and play tennis and ping pong with my left hand. I throw, bat, and bowl with my right hand. Which arm would I choose? Either way, I'd be giving up something important.

 

[BlueBalls]

Sure.

 

[Pattheprovo]

How do you move from amputation to 30 second gay blowjob.:dunno::dunno:

Oh wait I know your type, You like to jerk off with a belt around your neck?