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FUCK YOU! "AMERICAN PIE SUCKS!" I mean, I know that's just your opinion and all, but people only say shit like that when they've got something to hide. Were you secretly in Jim's position once upon a time? Maybe you have a problem with prematurely ejaculating or crazy gluing your dick to your palm? Hey, it happens to the best of us, friend. But we don't all go around bashing what was, ultimately, the Porky's of Generations X through Y.
Shannon Elizabeth was a fucking knock-out! And as for Alysson Hannigan, I'd take a flute up the o-ring any time for just one night of coital bliss with the red-haired vixen!
Haven't seen Wedding yet, but it looked kick-ass. All I know is, you're bashing on a movie that dealt with teenage sexual preoccupations and, more importantly, teenage sexual faux-pas, in a more direct and sympathetic way than any flick before it. And it managed to make audiences everywhere laugh, even if some of the less ridiculous shit had happened to them on one occasion or another.
Who hasn't gotten caught jacking off by their parents? Who hasn't felt awkward in front of a gorgeous hunk of woman? And c'mon, y'all...tell me you never fucked something inanimate and I'll call you a goddamn liar.
Pie forever...so long as it stops before they get geriatric. I don't think I could deal with "American Resting Home".
 

Scorpion

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Amanda Swisten is hot, but her tits are horrible, at least she has a nice ass though.

Nikki Ziering is fucking hot as hell though, seen all 3 AP movies, love them bring back so m,any memories, because you are an idiot if you don't relate to any scenario presented in these movies.

Hopefully there will be a 4th one, perhaps, American Baby??
 
lex_sativa420 said:
FUCK YOU! "AMERICAN PIE SUCKS!" I mean, I know that's just your opinion and all, but people only say shit like that when they've got something to hide. Were you secretly in Jim's position once upon a time? Maybe you have a problem with prematurely ejaculating or crazy gluing your dick to your palm? Hey, it happens to the best of us, friend. But we don't all go around bashing what was, ultimately, the Porky's of Generations X through Y.
Shannon Elizabeth was a fucking knock-out! And as for Alysson Hannigan, I'd take a flute up the o-ring any time for just one night of coital bliss with the red-haired vixen!
Haven't seen Wedding yet, but it looked kick-ass. All I know is, you're bashing on a movie that dealt with teenage sexual preoccupations and, more importantly, teenage sexual faux-pas, in a more direct and sympathetic way than any flick before it. And it managed to make audiences everywhere laugh, even if some of the less ridiculous shit had happened to them on one occasion or another.
Who hasn't gotten caught jacking off by their parents? Who hasn't felt awkward in front of a gorgeous hunk of woman? And c'mon, y'all...tell me you never fucked something inanimate and I'll call you a goddamn liar.
Pie forever...so long as it stops before they get geriatric. I don't think I could deal with "American Resting Home".

first american pie was ok 2nd was to darn cheezy and hardly funny apart from the bit where stiffler gets peed on....and the third one?...shit well least they got rid of that tall wanker who defo cant act....

this trilogy is shit compared to porky's my good man...and dude...respect the guys a opinion...its part of the rules now...hehehehehehehehe
 

Scorpion

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SiliconeTits said:
first american pie was ok 2nd was to darn cheezy and hardly funny apart from the bit where stiffler gets peed on....and the third one?...shit well least they got rid of that tall wanker who defo cant act....

this trilogy is shit compared to porky's my good man...and dude...respect the guys a opinion...its part of the rules now...hehehehehehehehe

Give the guy a break silitits, he is from New York. Makes me look like a saint though.

:D :tongue: :rolleyes:
 
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