Worst **** You Have Ever Drank...

miller high life is pretty damn vile...only thing worse for me is MGD :throwup: its bad when a **** makes you sick without any ************...the only time miller high life was ever good was when they had the limited edition camo cans...for some reason that made them taste better, mental thing i guess...pretty much any cheap american **** is gonna be disgusting though IMO
 
In all seriousness: Indeed. I'm the same way. I only drak socially and get fucked up on New Year's, as Alcohalism or even being a regular drinker is NOTHING I chould ever get into. Way too fattening as I also mentioned in another recent post, and I simply don't get it. But all the alpha-male **** cheering, once it has been said & done, ALL **** that I've tasted so far from various countries is absolute ****. Sorry to say. Just my own taste bud's opinions and perverbial. :2 cents:

Personally for me, a good red **** or a more "girly" ***** is MUCH better for getting sauced on the big 'Eve. Never understood ****'s appeal myself. Maybe cause it's so cheap & easy to obtain? Alas to each they're own.

****'s leave you with a lethal hangover though. I think the worst hangover I ever had was on Zima though. Oh god, Zima will put you in a fucking ****.
 
Alexander Keith's is pure ****. And their spokesman is a *********.
 
There are two beers which compete for this title in my book: Spaten, and a **** which I can't remember what it's called.

I bought the Spaten at Costco because it was something like $18 bucks for a 24-pack, and I regretted it. It tasted like glass cleaner. My roommates and I were all big **** drinkers, 12-packs rarely lasted longer than a couple hours, but the bottles of foamy glass cleaner sat in the fridge for nearly 2 months.

The other **** is some **** that I got from Beverages & More because the tag on the shelf said that it had the Guiness record for the world's most alcoholic ****. I decided to get a bottle to see what it was like. Ugh, it was vile! The fucking thing tasted like a mixture of soy sauce, Wocerstershire sauce, and steak sauce. It was thick, salty, and bitter (yeah, yeah. That's what she said, I know), and was quite undrinkable. My 3 roommates and I all made an honest effort to ***** more than one gulp, but none of us were able to. We ended up flushing most of it down the toilet because nobody could ***** it. :pukey:

****'s leave you with a lethal hangover though. I think the worst hangover I ever had was on Zima though. Oh god, Zima will put you in a fucking ****.
Not as bad as Jack. I once bought a Costco-sized bottle of Jack Daniels, you know, the half gallon size. Well, it turned out that I was the only one present who liked Jack, so the bottle was all mine. By the time I ****** out, which was long before the party ended, I had consumed half of the bottle all by myself. The next morning I woke up still *****. I went to work, got off work, drove back home, and I was still *****. Sometime around 6 in the afternoon I ceased to be ***** and became hungover. Ugh, that was the worst feeling I have ever had! Every time I burped my mouth, throat, and esophagus burned worse than heartburn. I had a headache which was only bearable if there was no light or sound, because the moment either happened it became agonizing. I kept dry-heaving, and couldn't stomach any food. That day sucked.

That was the last time I drank hard ******.
 
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just curious to what everyone says, most people have different tastes regarding **** :glugglug:

The worst, huh ? well, as such, some of these '''ol swills'' are probably long gone from the marketplace but, here we go :
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5)"Oly" and basically anything that was less than, I don't know . . $3.50 per 6'er at the time.
Yep ! as they say, you get what you pay for. . and when we're talking **** it couldn't be more true !
few exceptions exist, trust me :1orglaugh :pukey:

Thanks for the thread bro, you bring back some, well, memories ! :glugglug:

Life's a bitch, you ***** bad ****, then you die !
 
steel reserve
old english
cobra
colt 45
camo
sierra nevada
(being an SF guy i know ill catch flak) anchor steam
red tail (CA ****)
theres otheres i cant remember. no pun intended
 
Hey GSB that most alcoholic **** you drank sounds like Sam Adams Triple Boch to me, did it come in a fancy dark blue bottle? Triple Boch has the same vile taste of soy, Worcestershire, and steak sauce combined. Also a bottle of the stuff costs about $20 or more. I forget how they brew it, but I am assuming it is the bottom of those **** making kilns they use.
 
It's not a flavour I would want to pound back, but once in a while, I like to enjoy a strange taste over some video games. :glugglug:

Oh, I gotcha now. Yeah, it would be great for pouring over video games.

(is that something that people who play video games do? Pour **** over their games?)

:dunno:
 
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