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It has Michael Caine it so cannot be in this category.
Worst movie / film of all time
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It has Michael Caine it so cannot be in this category.
Any movie from Michael Moore...
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I can't recall the exact name and, to be quite honest, the movie was so fucking terrible that it's not even worth Googling to get the correct title for it, but...that one fantasy movie with Jason Statham in it was one of the most God awful fucking movies I've ever seen. It's called Something Something Dungeon: A Something Tale...or something. It just fucking sucks.
It's truly unbelievable how some movies even get greenlit.This is one of those movies.
I just saw Shoot 'Em Up earlier today and that might take the cake. I was just shaking my head in disbelief that this piece of shit even got the go ahead to start production.
Honorable Mentions:
The Happening
Meet the Spartans or any of those "[enter word here] Movies" (Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc.)
I know there's more but I just don't want to think about these
Honorable Mentions:
The Happening
Meet the Spartans or any of those "[enter word here] Movies" (Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc.)
I know there's more but I just don't want to think about these
The worst godawful thing I have ever seen is The Crow: City of Angels and the only reason I saw it a second time is because the deftones were the band performing at the end. The soundtrack, like the first movie, was fantastic however.
Another movie I didn't like was The Royal Tenenbaums. It was pointless, disconnected, and I kept on waiting for something to happen but of course nothing did.
Soul Plain was not funny but it was beyond pathetic and almost offensive. I like dick and fart jokes as much as the next guy but they have got to be funny. That movie seems to revel in racial stereotypes...that's it I won't talk about this festering peice of phlegm anymore.
Another movie I didn't like was The Royal Tenenbaums. It was pointless, disconnected, and I kept on waiting for something to happen but of course nothing did.
Soul Plain was not funny but it was beyond pathetic and almost offensive. I like dick and fart jokes as much as the next guy but they have got to be funny. That movie seems to revel in racial stereotypes...that's it I won't talk about this festering peice of phlegm anymore.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
D.O.A. Dead or Alive is fucking terrible. The only good thing about that movie is Devon Aoki, and even she can't make me sit through it.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I know you said this half a year ago but I was just thinking about this the other day. It's mind boggling because the series all have good to great effects, acting, and story lines but the movies have none of those thing and less!
For worst movie I say The Prophecy, not the Christopher Walken movies they rocked, but the early 80's crap fest about some mutated manbear. Awful.
Wow,I must be in a time warp,because it seems like I just said this a few weeks ago!
Jason X, 9 sequels may have been pushing it!!
I'm thinking this new "Vampires Suck" that keeps advertising on tv is gonna be right up there.
It was called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, I believe based on some RPG. It was indeed awful and directed by the truly terrible Uwe Boll. One of the few films that I have walked out of in a theater.
Street Fighter, an absolute nightmare on screen.
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