Gunslingingbird: You got the Sue part, but I was reffering to George Pickard's parody version, "A Boy Named Susie-Poo". Too bad that's not online anywhere. It was hilarious.
I know 2 guys named Lavern. They obviously prefer to be known as Vern. I also knew a girl named Anita Dyck. She couldn't wait to change her maiden name once married.