ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
During a recent visit, my ****** (from out of town) brought along my Christmas gifts, as they think I am not going "home" for Christmas this year. They said I could open them before Christmas if I wanted to, but I totally lied and said that I wouldn't. 
Anyway, I've been slowly but surely opening them, only to find that my ****** thinks I am either A) 11 year olds or B) the biggest, nerdiest, dorkiest loser that has ever walked the face of the earth. These are the gifts I have opened so far and no, I am not kidding (keep in mind, I'm 26 years old):
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) the movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) the video game
Transformers the movie
Transformers the video game
2 Transformer TOYS (Starscream and Barricade)
Remote controlled indoor helicopter
Battery operated reindeer that dances and sings Christmas songs
Cuisinart stick blender (which is awesome and it's the only good gift so far)
Seriously, I DON'T GET IT!!! Year after year, I continue to open nothing but ridiculous gift after ridiculous gift.
So, my question to you is this...
What is the worst gift you have ever gotten?
Even though the gifts above are pretty bad, they're not even close to the worst gifts I have gotten. A few years ago, I got a plain white, hoodless Big Dogs sweatshirt with a picture of a dog dressed like a chef that was cooking some food and it said "If you can't cook with the Big Dogs, get out of the kitchen!" SIGH. I also got the matching CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT.
Anyway, I've been slowly but surely opening them, only to find that my ****** thinks I am either A) 11 year olds or B) the biggest, nerdiest, dorkiest loser that has ever walked the face of the earth. These are the gifts I have opened so far and no, I am not kidding (keep in mind, I'm 26 years old):Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) the movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) the video game
Transformers the movie
Transformers the video game
2 Transformer TOYS (Starscream and Barricade)
Remote controlled indoor helicopter
Battery operated reindeer that dances and sings Christmas songs
Cuisinart stick blender (which is awesome and it's the only good gift so far)
Seriously, I DON'T GET IT!!! Year after year, I continue to open nothing but ridiculous gift after ridiculous gift.
So, my question to you is this...
What is the worst gift you have ever gotten?
Even though the gifts above are pretty bad, they're not even close to the worst gifts I have gotten. A few years ago, I got a plain white, hoodless Big Dogs sweatshirt with a picture of a dog dressed like a chef that was cooking some food and it said "If you can't cook with the Big Dogs, get out of the kitchen!" SIGH. I also got the matching CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT.
