Worst films you have seen

[Mymessages74]

A Steven Seagal film called 'The Foreigner'. Truly awful on any level. Time I'll never get back. I don't know what I was thinking even watching it.

 

[om3ga]

A Steven Seagal film called 'The Foreigner'. Truly awful on any level. Time I'll never get back. I don't know what I was thinking even watching it.

Wasn't this flick on channel 5 this week?

(I'm so glad I missed it now)

 

[om3ga]

Besides War Of The Worlds, couple of other flicks which had crap endings:

Kill Bill vol 2 - you watch & enjoy parts one & two, await the climatic sword-fest conclusion between Ms Kiddo & Bill, and you get instead.......a discussion about superheroes and a :wtf: finish - ruined it completely for me. But even worse than Kill Bill 2 is:

The Village - the ultimate in let-down endings (imo)....

 

[om3ga]

I Robot - what could have been a great Sci-Fi movie, became just another special effects "blockbuster" vehicle. No exploration whatsoever of how the Will Smith character felt about being a cyborg, no detailed analysis how V.I.C.K.I extrapolated her opinions about humanity from the original 3 laws of robotics.

 

[panther]

I have seen more of my share but Grease 2 has got to be the worst.

 

[SeraphiM]

Just saw this really crappy movie... November with Courteney Cox

OMG what a waste of time. I'm glad I didn't got to the movies to see this one

I mean at the end of the movie I was like huh?

 

[om3ga]

Disaster movies where the hero/heroine outruns the natural calamity - for example:

Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke
The Day After Tomorrow
Dante's Peak (note: this flick is still better than Volcano, despite my criticism)
Twister

In real life you cannot outrun mega-tsunamis (I was led to believe that by the time you SEE a mega-tsunami, it's too late) or pyroclastic flows (pyroclastic flows can travel as fast as 100 km/hour or more. The temperature within a pyroclastic flow may be greater than 500° C). And as for driving through lava? Puh-LEEZE!
I know you're supposed to suspend belief when entering a cinema, but does Hollywood expects us to leave our brains at the entrance too....?

 

[Ipooptoomuch]

Worst movie I've ever seen : Vanilla Sky

 

[The Fog]

Magnolia is the biggest pile of monkey shit...in the history of monkey shit.

Paul Thomas Anderson or P.T. Anderson or whatever he now calls himself is a talentless, pretentious dweeb who should be kicked in the balls every hour on the hour just on general principle. God, I hated that movie. Of course it is no surprise that many vulgarian movie critics loved it.

Anything with Robin Williams is a close second.

 

[lovethedawgs]

The Babe with John Goodman as Babe Ruth was awful. Also, Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd was very poor.

 

[Blutter]

Hostel, terrible fucking piece of shite.

 

[Tgunz262]

I Robot - what could have been a great Sci-Fi movie, became just another special effects "blockbuster" vehicle. No exploration whatsoever of how the Will Smith character felt about being a cyborg, no detailed analysis how V.I.C.K.I extrapolated her opinions about humanity from the original 3 laws of robotics.

Not having read the book, I thought it was actually pretty good. I can see however, exactly how your points make a much better tale in general. I especially like understanding how the 'zeroith' law is created (outside of the movie) based on the idea of 'humanity' not just a human being.

As far as Hollywood 'blockbuster's go, I was disappointed with Terminator 3, especially the end where the nuclear armageddon happens anyway. It makes the point of the first 2 movies moot. That goofy coffin scene was dumb too, except perhaps Dr. Silberman (the shrink) when he freaks out. The only thing I liked was Kristanna Loken.

 

[axelstoner]

the worst film EVER... HAS TO BE A FILM FROM 1990 CALLED SEWAGE BABY! I AM TELLING YOU ITS SO BAD U HAVE TO SEE IT.. U CAN BUY IT ON AMAZON FOR LIKE £2.33 ITS AN ABOSOLUTE CLASSIC! .. I WONT TELL THE STORY.. BUT IT INVOLED A BORTHEL/ ABORTION CLINIC/ TOXIC WASTE DUMP, MONSTER FETUS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF BAD ACTING

 

[poggy]

Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2

These are complete rips off of both Japanese cinema and anime.Most of the scenes are from them and the action is just a copy.I still can't see why people call Tarantino a great director.In just about every film he makes he rips off scenes from other films.Sill only like one of his films Dusk Till Dawn and thats more for the action than anything else.

 

[jumbo_jim]

Glitter is worst film I have seem. However Twister is a close second.

 

[om3ga]

Glitter is worst film I have seem. However Twister is a close second.

It's not worse than "Sex Lives Of The Potato Men" (currently on SKY Movies). Lets just say it's best watched when drunk....:

 

[Tgunz262]

It's not worse than "Sex Lives Of The Potato Men"

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

You crazy Brits. What happ.... nevermind, i'll IMDB it if I dare to later.

I am a bit sick of 'Spaceballs'. It's silly to the point of stupidity.

 

[Kingfisher]

:
I am a bit sick of 'Spaceballs'. It's silly to the point of stupidity.

Yeah, but that makes it funny.

 

[poisonedoreo]

Stormy Daniels, hottest chick ever, awesome in any scene

 

[om3ga]

Justice League of America:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118365/
http://www.fanzing.com/images/imgs09/jlamvwp.jpg

I loved the JLA as a comic (as mentioned in another thread).
This pile of crap masquerading as a movie (which was shown on SKY movies last year) is a disgrace to that comic.....apparently it was a pilot for a Justice League of America TV series which was never made (you'd understand why if you saw it too).