WORST Female Pornstar Name

Safire Blue is not the worst porn star name. In fact, she is a nude model and stripper, as well as the winner of of several nude beauty pageants. I'm always looking for more pix of her, although I believe she is presently retired.
 
Im going to say Tera Patrick just because thats Carmen Electras real name I also hated names like Britney Speers, ariana Jolle and cindy crawford just because it implys someone elso

Actually Carmen Electra's real name is TAra Patrick, not Tera. Nice try though. ;)

Note: This technicality might have already been mentioned (though I wasn't about to comb through 5 pages of threads to find out)
 
The all-time worst pornstar name

Too Pretty For Porn (2 Pretty 4 Porn)
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=2pretty4porn/gender=f/2-Pretty-4-Porn.htm

She is actually a former tv sitcom child star. Her real name is Gabrielle Carmouche. She did guest/semi-regular appearances on such shows as The Cosby Show, Big Brother Jake, Sister Sister and In The House. Little did I know that the one-time tv cutie would resort to getting her butthole banged out in a threesome.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I would say that there are too many bizarre, unintelligible, brainless, unimaginative pornstar names to mention!!

But I especially dislike any pornstars that just (go by or have) just one name! example ie. Gauge, Kat, Belladonna, America etc..etc..

While I am fan of all of those particular girls, I don't understand why they didn't have the creative incentive too come up with a last or 2nd name as well?? :dunno: IMO its just very irritating!! :hatsoff:
 
Avy Lee Roth isn't so much a bad name, in that the whole story behind it is absurd and most definatly fake. If she was really his daughter, her name would be Avy Roth, not Lee, why would she have the same middle name as him? even avy sounds like a fake name, I've never seen anyone outside of porn with that name.

but the absolute worst (and what inspired me to bump this thread) was the name that I happened to stumble on the other day:

Toxicsnatch :eek:

for real.

Toxicsnatch and Dirty Pancake are the craziest. :1orglaugh
 
Any and every pornstar with Ms./Miss/or Mz. in front of their name. That's really damn near half of the black female pornstar. Not only is it unoriginal, it's just fucking played out. Also, any chick with a 'dirty' direct play on a celebrity's name (*i.e. Jennifer Slutson or Lindsey Hohan).




C'mon man. Stop that shit.
 

Lynn Carroll

Pending Official Checked Star Member
tyra banxxx
tommie ryden
peyton lafferty
mercedes dragon
dolores dirty
Druuna
electra angels

When I met "Druuna" she was a 3rd Grade Teacher who had never done anything on camera. I gradually convinced her to come to one of my Gang Bangs, then get a little naked, then participate. She eventually decided to shoot on camera with me and I did my "Gang Bang Lessons" with her. Her stage name with me was "Dana". We lost touch and then I got a note from her saying she had done Pro Porn and thanked me for giving her the confidence to do it.

I have a lot of "Dana" content and I'm sure you "Druuna" fans would love to see it! My husband actually took her Anal Virginity on film!

dana.jpg
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I like her activity as a member here but Sparky Shortz I'm calling you out. Same with you, Vicky Vette. :nanner::banana:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Oh, and since the push for OCSM status, throw ~whimsy~ into the fray as well.
 
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