World's smartest criminal

I just saw this on my local news about 10 minutes ago and thought others might get a kick out of it.

Worlds smartest criminal lol

http://dailycaller.com/2010/09/15/police-seek-darth-vader-masked-robbery-suspect/

Apparently this guy forgot to put on his mask beforehand.
-The actual surveillance footage shows the guy enter the store.
-Stand there for a moment in full view of a convenience store camera
-Put the mask on, then pull out a ***** to rob the place.

The funniest part is this guy will do 15-20 years for the $200.00 that he robbed the place for and that money will be gone within 1-2 days.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Hey I know that DumbA$$!!! thats only about a mile from where I grew up. :facepalm:

P.S. Unfortunately I don't really know him... If I did, I would most certainly collect that award $$$ B 4 somebody else that knew him identified him, he sure made it easy for somebody who knows him too collect some quick cash!!
:rofl2:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
He should have just used The ***** to get the dough. That would've been smart.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
If criminals were "smart" they would find a way to make money legally.

Or if they were really smart enough to do it in large sums illegally and leave the country before anyone knew what had just happened. ;)



If they were really, really smart, they would be able to illegally obtain millions of dollars without anyone ever knowing what or how they were doing it.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
What about DB Cooper no one has caught him yet. And Jack the Ripper no one has no idea who he was.
 
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