World's smartest criminal

I just saw this on my local news about 10 minutes ago and thought others might get a kick out of it.

Worlds smartest criminal lol

http://dailycaller.com/2010/09/15/police-seek-darth-vader-masked-robbery-suspect/

Apparently this guy forgot to put on his mask beforehand.
-The actual surveillance footage shows the guy enter the store.
-Stand there for a moment in full view of a convenience store camera
-Put the mask on, then pull out a knife to rob the place.

The funniest part is this guy will do 15-20 years for the $200.00 that he robbed the place for and that money will be gone within 1-2 days.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Hey I know that DumbA$$!!! thats only about a mile from where I grew up. :facepalm:

P.S. Unfortunately I don't really know him... If I did, I would most certainly collect that award $$$ B 4 somebody else that knew him identified him, he sure made it easy for somebody who knows him too collect some quick cash!!
:rofl2:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
He should have just used The Force to get the dough. That would've been smart.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
If criminals were "smart" they would find a way to make money legally.

Or if they were really smart enough to do it in large sums illegally and leave the country before anyone knew what had just happened. ;)



If they were really, really smart, they would be able to illegally obtain millions of dollars without anyone ever knowing what or how they were doing it.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
What about DB Cooper no one has caught him yet. And Jack the Ripper no one has no idea who he was.
 
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