I dont know about anyone else, but there are certain words that i hear on a fairly regular basis that instantly flick some kind of 'porn switch' in my head. I will hear a word that i associate with porn, or pornstars in everyday conversation and a little light goes in my head, like some kind of Pavlovian response because thats a word that i have heard often in porn. Some examples:
If someone says something like "I need to gauge the situation" then i immediately think about the pornstar Gauge.
If i hear a girl talking about going to a health spar and getting a 'facial' i cant help but chuckle. The same applies if someone describes their actions or the actions of someone else as 'anal'
If someone says "i dont want to jinx anything" Jynx Maze comes into mind
Theres a shop in the UK called Dorthy Perkins, and the sign is abbreviated to 'DP' when i see that i think of double penetration.
If someone is going to get cash from the ATM, i think of 'ass to mouth'
More obscure but there was a footballer for Scunthorpe called Cliffe Byrne, and if i ever saw his name appear on TV i would think of Jasmine Byrne
Share any other exams of porn lexicon in everyday use.
If someone says something like "I need to gauge the situation" then i immediately think about the pornstar Gauge.
If i hear a girl talking about going to a health spar and getting a 'facial' i cant help but chuckle. The same applies if someone describes their actions or the actions of someone else as 'anal'
If someone says "i dont want to jinx anything" Jynx Maze comes into mind
Theres a shop in the UK called Dorthy Perkins, and the sign is abbreviated to 'DP' when i see that i think of double penetration.
If someone is going to get cash from the ATM, i think of 'ass to mouth'
More obscure but there was a footballer for Scunthorpe called Cliffe Byrne, and if i ever saw his name appear on TV i would think of Jasmine Byrne
Share any other exams of porn lexicon in everyday use.
