Women who are Similar to Mattel's Legendary Barbie

[Peter Gazinya]

They have "Malibu Barbie", "prom queen Barbie" but I found "cum guzzling ass whore Barbie" - It's Jayna from Come all over her Face.com.

Other than that...........

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/More Shit Please.jpg

 

[P The D]

Cum Guzzling Ass Whore Barbie...wow! Now that is a barbie.

 

[hedonis]

Check these out! Mattel must be getting desperate

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/josh1971/funny 2/B2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/josh1971/funny 2/B4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/josh1971/funny 2/B5.jpg


:eek:

JW

 

[member2686]

There's a whole serious of those bad Barbie pics out there. I used to have like 15 of them. lol Classics! :thumbsup:

 

[hedonis]

Yeah, I only have a few (well... all that I posted) but they are hilarious. I think somewhere they used to hold a contest for a woman that looked the most like Barbie. Of course, that was during the 80s (Damn, am I that old?).

I think the doll is just an exaggeration, obviously, but I was strongly against it a few years back when they were talking about widening the waist, shrinking the breasts, and such to make Barbie a more "realistic vision for girls to aspire to". Why not have one with bulging thighs, a tank ass, and no tits whatsoever that bitches at Ken all the time and tries to change him to suit her and her friends? That would be realism.

:glugglug: :rofl:

JW

 

[Violator79]

Check these out! Mattel must be getting desperate

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/josh1971/funny 2/B2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/josh1971/funny 2/B4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/josh1971/funny 2/B5.jpg


:eek:

JW

LOL I liked Lactating Barbie!!! But you forgot Porn Star Barbie, Back Alley Hooker Barbie, need I go on?

 

[hedonis]

LOL I liked Lactating Barbie!!! But you forgot Porn Star Barbie, Back Alley Hooker Barbie, need I go on?

Nah, I didn't forget 'em, I just didn't have those pics on my computer, or I would have posted those too! :thumbsup:

JW

 

[w3b]

Busty blonde Lolly Catherine is as cute as they come. With her long blonde hair, cheeky smile, big boobs and girly Barbie vest shes sure to be a big hit and Im sure a real tease.Brooke Lee Playmates

 

[mustos]

:goodpost: Lolly Catherine looks HOT, but I don't know if barbie have tattoos

 

[Harley Spencer]

How about Sir Mix-A-Lot's version of the perfect measurements? :booty:

"When it comes to females
Cosmo aint got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Haha- Only if she's 5'3" "

Mine are 34-26-34

I've heard that it's most ideal for the bust and hips to be of equal measure. I'm stickin to that theory!