Woman Stabbed Boyfriend Over Alleged Monopoly Cheating

Laura Chavez, 60, of Santa Fe, N.M., is accused of repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend, Clyde “Butch” Smith, 48, when a family game of Monopoly went terribly awry.

Chavez began to argue with Smith while playing the board game with her 10-year-old grandson. The boy told police that Chavez accused Smith of cheating at Monopoly, and then sent the boy to bed around 11 p.m. mid-argument.

According to a probable cause statement released by police, the couple’s argument escalated until Chavez hit Smith over the head with a glass bottle, then grabbed a knife and began to cut him on his head, neck, face, arms and hand.

Chavez’s grandson slept through the physical altercation, waking up when police arrived in his bedroom, according to the statement.

Police said Smith was in stable condition at St. Vincent’s Hospital, where he was taken by ambulance after the attack. Doctors told police Smith was “very intoxicated” when he arrived. Police said Chavez’s apartment was covered in blood from the assault.

Chavez was held on a $5,000 bond.

This Monopoly-inspired attack is not the first incident of board game rage. In September, a Florida man allegedly choked his wife over a game of Yahtzee, and in 2009 a Michigan man went to jail for assaulting his Monopoly foe when she would not give up Park Place and the Boardwalk.
 
Monopoly isn't just a game, its much more than that! I've seen people get run down at McDonalds for Monopoly game pieces!!
 
About the only board game I can think of that generates as big of arguments than Monopoly is Risk, especially when it's played by more than a couple people.
 
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Cheating at Monoply? :nono: The cheater got off easy ...
 

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StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Who the fuck stabs someone over a fucking Monopoly game? Now, if he had been cheating at Yahtzee, the fucker is fair game!
 
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Go directly to jail! Grandmother 'repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after he cheated at Monopoly'


This was one game of Monopoly where the player went directly to jail.

A 60-year-old woman has been locked up after stabbing her boyfriend for cheating at the popular board game.

Laura Chavez is alleged to have flown into a rage after discovering her boyfriend at cheated while they played with her 10-year-old grandson.


Laura Chavez was drinking beer and playing Monopoly with her grandson and boyfriend when the boyfriend allegedly cheated, causing her to allegedly break a bottle over his head and stab him


Police said when the boy went to bed Chavez smashed a bottle over her boyfriend's head before picking up a kitchen knife and repeatedly stabbing him.

Paramedics arrived on the scene in Santa Fe, New Mexico to find the man bleeding heavily from his head, neck and right wrist area.

Chavez was reportedly found sitting under the porch spattered with the victim's blood.

When police asked if the blood belonged to her boyfriend, she replied 'yes, I f+++++ him up,' according to the arrest affidavit.

The victim was rushed to a local hospital where he is currently listed in stable condition.

Chavez's 10-year-old grandson, who was staying the night with his grandmother, told police he did not witness any physical violence between the two and was in bed at the time of the stabbing.

'[The boy] stated his grandma, Laura, and [her boyfriend] were both drinking a beer from the same can while playing the game (of Monopoly,' the arrest warrant states.

'[The boy] further advised that during the time they were playing the game, his grandma and [her boyfriend] started to argue because she thought [the boyfriend] was cheating at Monopoly.'

The arrest reported revealed both Chavez and her boyfriend had been drinking.

Chavez, who police say admitted stabbing the man with a kitchen knife, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a household member with a deadly weapon, battery upon a peace officer, assault upon a peace officer and resisting or evading a police officer.

She remained jailed in lieu of a $5,000 surety bond.

Monopoly is the most popular board game in the world with more than 200 million sold.

Players can pick a Chance card which can send them directly to jail without passing Go where they pick up a cash bonus.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...end-cheating-game-Monopoly.html#ixzz1cAfvrVDF
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Why don't people just play Connect Four? Aka the game of peace.
 
Some people say you need to ban violent videogames because they make people violent, maybe they should ban Monopoly because every time I've played it always leads to arguing and threats of bodily harm. Family game night my ass. :rolleyes:
 
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Chutes & Ladders nearly brought me to violence... getting so close to the end and then hitting that fucking long-ass slide all the way to the bottom!!! :hairpull: :cussing:
 

claydavis

Major Crimes? Shiiiit.
Some people say you need to ban violent videogames because they make people violent, maybe they should ban Monopoly because every time I've played it always leads to arguing and threats of bodily harm. Family game night my ass. :rolleyes:

Totally right. I used to get into arguments when playing Monopoly as a kid. However I have played every Grand Theft Auto and never had any such troubles. Down with Monopoly!
 
Totally right. I used to get into arguments when playing Monopoly as a kid. However I have played every Grand Theft Auto and never had any such troubles. Down with Monopoly!
Exactly, there is nothing more upsetting than losing a house and owing people money that you haven't got :crying:
 
That game takes so long to set up and actually play that I'd be pretty pissed off too, in that situation.
 
Kind of makes you think that forcing criminals to play Monopoly against each other is better and cheaper than sending them to jail. Let them stab each other to death!. Save the tax payer some money for a change!.
 
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