Woman 'hit on the head with boss's genitals' awarded $95 million in compensation

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Sadly she will loose that 95 millon for flashing her genitals at me!
 

I don't think anyone questioned the 'story'...just the facts as she alleges.

Was she kneeling or something when he just came up to her and whacked her with his rod??:confused: If so, the story doesn't make that distinction as it would be hard (no pun) for me to accept that a man just whips out his rod and it somehow makes it's way up to someone else's noggin.

Also, even it the company didn't act...why didn't she file a police report (assuming she didn't) as that isn't just harassment at that point but sexual assault and believe it or not, battery too.

That and especially him allegedly holding her down, while holding her shirt up and wanking over her at the same time.... That is a particularly confusing set of circumstances too..:cool:

For the facts to be true as she states them...it would just seem to me one of two things is true...they were fucking (or 'involved' to some degree) or the guy should be locked up somewhere because he is criminally insane.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
for 95 million anyone can hit me in the head with their dick!
 

Facetious

Moderated
WHAT KIND OF SHITTY REPORTING IS THIS?!?!?!?!?

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O-º Whaaaaat?


:1orglaugh

Really, when it comes to the finest news imagery, the Mail simply can't be beat!
 

Facetious

Moderated
$95 million, why so much?!!! ----> It's the joooo!! :1orglaugh


Miss Alford's lawyer David Ratner said: 'From what we can tell, this is the absolute largest sex harassment verdict in the country for an individual plaintiff.'
Big surprise, another megalomaniacal jooiss attorney.

Really, if you think about it, these kinds of attorneys pose a much greater threat to our well being than the handful of sexual assailant goons out there.... the system is b-r-o-k-e-n, let's fix it! :ak47:
 
$95 million, why so much?!!! ----> It's the joooo!! :1orglaugh


Big surprise, another megalomaniacal jooiss attorney.

Really, if you think about it, these kinds of attorneys pose a much greater threat to our well being than the handful of sexual assailant goons out there.... the system is b-r-o-k-e-n, let's fix it! :ak47:

Quite logical.:rolleyes:

If the story happened how the 'victim' alleges it totally makes sense that the problem is with the effect (victim) than the cause (offender) in your book?:Face palm:

WWWED if you were a failure to live down to our expectations Face??:bowdown:
 
the USA is just crazy, so many people in the world are suffering and someone in the US gets 95 Millions for such a thing.

how many people could you feed with that money, or build hospitals, schools, make the ugly world a better place...

I mean you don't even get the tenth of that money in germany if you would get injured and not being able to work EVER again... imagine that..

but that woman could go on, she's not injured, she still can do whatever she wants, 95 Million Dollars richer...

the US is all about oppurtunistic dipshits suing each others asses for little reasons(ok, sometimes it's something big but the compensations are just insane). Reminds me of that Southpark episode about sexual harassment. and this is what you get in the US.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
the USA is just crazy, so many people in the world are suffering and someone in the US gets 95 Millions for such a thing.

how many people could you feed with that money, or build hospitals, schools, make the ugly world a better place...

Matthew 26:11 (KJV)
11: For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always.

:hatsoff:

The poor will always be here.

I mean you don't even get the tenth of that money in germany if you would get injured and not being able to work EVER again... imagine that..

This is America, not Germany. That's why it is different and better. :rolleyes:
:D
 
Jesus bananas that's an excessive amount of money (as per usual in a lot of settlements). $100k and punishment for the criminal activity sounds like enough to me. You don't get to sue for millions of dollars if something like this happens outside the workplace.

As it is, sounds like a great deal. $95m would make you set for life. I wish I could be so lucky. Then again, I probably couldn't bring myself to take such an unreasonable amount of money.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
It's an obscene amount of money for an obscene act.

A $95 million cock slap? Ridiculous. Even with the federal cap, she still gets $45 million.

This is a dangerous award. Some creep boss thinks that if he gets caught feeling up the help its going to cost tens of millions, might just start to think, 'better get my money's worth then and go further.'

Sexual harassment/workplace sexual assault should be an exclusively criminal matter, with compensation set by a criminal judge as part of the criminal sentencing of the perverts and abusers who commit this kind of crime.
 

PirateKing

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If true, she deserved a huge amount of money, and the guy a long prison term.
$95 million though? People who have lost limbs never even got that kind of settlement. Even if there's sufficient evidence to prove that these transgressions occurred, that's still a crazy amount.
 
yeah, and it's not like that there only millionaires and billionaires in the US, there are a lot of homeless, unemployed, ill and poor people in the US too, you really have got to be the biggest capitalistic opportunistic prick to think that this is Justice.

sure, 95 Millions shows that the behaviour of the boss and a treatment like that is very wrong and should never be done again...
but there are a lot of crazy cases like that in the US, don't forget the too hot coffee case or "hey, smoking gets you cancer? didn't know that" or the sliding on the banana and hurt yourself...

that really makes me want to get Hurt in the US and sue somebody.... that's the US mentallity right here, ..."yeah yeah, justice is nice and all... but give me my goddamn Millions of Dollars"...

it's ridiculous.

so let's see, the greedy american bastards are getting broke lately?

guess you get what you deserve.
 
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