Woman arrested for stealing three french fries

[GodsEmbryo]

A Maryland woman was arrested for theft Wednesday after allegedly stealing three french fries from a D.C. police officer, police said.

About 9:40 p.m., a D.C. police officer was eating in a restaurant at 1110 U St. NW when a 26-year-old woman approached him and ate one of his french fries, a D.C. police spokesman said. Despite repeated warnings, the woman continued to eat the french fries, police said.

She was arrested for second-degree theft.

As a police report explained: “The listed offender appropriated the listed property without the consent of the listed complainant.”

The report also listed the stolen property as “French Fried Potato . . . quantity 3.”

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...4ca29e-76bf-11e6-8149-b8d05321db62_story.html

Serves her right. Unless I know you, you better keep your pawns of my food. Especially when it comes to fries, in my country the closest thing to someting sacred. I demand the death penalty

 

[Will E Worm]

She was arrested for second-degree theft.

Too harsh.

Theft of property in the 2nd degree is a call c Felony punishable by 1 t0 10 years in prison.

https://answers.justia.com/question/2010/12/22/what-are-penalties-2nd-degree-theft-prop-4741

 

[RJS13]

After the second warning my night stick would have been out. Don't fuck with a mans fries!!

 

[RASQ]

 

[Supafly]

If a man - let alone a policeman can't handle a flirty, probably tipsy young woman other than arresting her over this, he should be back to police school.

 

[assari]

Decent spanking might be a good lesson to the thief.

But on the other hand corporal punishment is wrong and only pervent want to whip woman's butt.

 

[RJS13]

Decent spanking might be a good lesson to the thief.

But on the other hand corporal punishment is wrong and only pervent want to whip woman's butt.


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But think of the fries though. Those delicious morsels of goodness. Ya feel me on this?

 

[icytea]

This is very strange, there are normally left over fries on tables

 

[assari]

But think of the fries though. Those delicious morsels of goodness. Ya feel me on this?

Yes, I understand what you're thinking.

 

[BCT]

If they were Mickey D's fries I can't say I blame her.

 

[zipper_666]

Damn. Somebody likes French Fries! Heck man, there isn't much that surprises me anymore these days.