Wiping Your Ass: Do You Stand Or Sit?

[PlumpRump]

Just like the title says. When you wipe your ass, do you stand or sit?

Personally, I stand. No particular reason for doing so, just the way I've done it for as long as I can remember. What say the rest of you?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I lean to the right so that I can wipe with my left hand. Why the fuck do you stand up? Are you seven-years-old? Does mommy wipe for you? :tongue:

 

[PlumpRump]

I lean to the right so that I can wipe with my left hand. Why the fuck do you stand up? Are you seven-years-old? Does mommy wipe for you? :tongue:

To answer your questions:

1- :dunno:
2- No.
3- I wish, those were the days.

 

[habo9]

I do a cart-wheel while Im wiping my ass

 

[mrtrebus]

I do not want to tell you & think it is a most inappropriate question. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Bidet.

that's just a fancy word I give to the garden hose I have in my bathroom.

 

[titsrock]

It depends on if I'm drunk and where I've just shat :dunno:

I guess lately I've been sitting and shifting my weight over to my right cheek since I'm a lefty.

Does sitting down to wipe one's ass denote an upperclass distinction?

 

[hcupholly]

ewww what a thing to comment on, ill just say im a lady and i wont be telling

 

[StanScratch]

I have this very complicated set up that involves these three shells...

 

[PlumpRump]

ewww what a thing to comment on, ill just say im a lady and i wont be telling

Wouldn't your answer just be "I don't wipe my ass?" I have been under the impression for years that women don't have any need for that activity because they don't, well, you know. Have I been lied to, or what?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wouldn't your answer just be "I don't wipe my ass?" I have been under the impression for years that women don't have any need for that activity because they don't, well, you know. Have I been lied to, or what?

They do, but it comes out as Potpourri scented rose petals.

 

[cartman24]

I just lean forward a bit, that gives me sufficient clearance :yesyes:

 

[hcupholly]

They do, but it comes out as Potpourri scented Rose petals.

indeed :rofl:

 

[PlumpRump]

They do, but it comes out as Potpourri scented rose petals.

indeed :rofl:

Ok, good. Thanks for clearing that up. That was about to blow my mind. :hatsoff:

 

[domshooter]

lean to the left, back to front.

 

[roronoa3000]

The gremlin that lives in my toilet wipes mine with her tongue.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Sort of sit-stand. When in the public I like to get a wad of TP and cover it in hand soap and then give the seat a good clean. That's the best way.

 

[rock hard]

Dried corn on the cob work the best!! :thumbsup:

 

[larss]

Lean Left wipe with right hand - To be more accurate I wipe with toilet paper held in my right hand, not the actual hand, I mean that would be disgusting and horrible, unless I was a woman, in which case my hand would end up smelling of pot pourri apparently, according to the dirk that lurks.

 

[larss]

Dried corn on the cob work the best!! :thumbsup:

No, it doesn't - really, it just doesn't.