Win ClubJenna Trading Cards! **** OFFICIAL BOARD CONTEST! **** - - WINNERS - -

We're hooked here at Freeones Headquarters!! Hooked on ClubJenna trading cards that is!

But... ClubJenna didn't give us those cute little cards to play with all day at the office... they are meant for our Board Members! So... here's how you can WIN 3 packages op ClubJenna Trading cards!

Vivid.com gave us this gallery with a perfect picture for a CAPTION CONTEST!


with Kobe Tai and Jenna Jameson

What is Kobe saying? What is Jenna saying? What is Kobe thinking? What is Jenna thinking? Anyway, think of the BEST caption. The funniest 10 will win 3 packages of sexy ClubJenna Collectible Trading Cards.

This contest will be active for 2 weeks, so the winner will be announced on May 5th around noon CET.

You can submit as many entries as you can think of!​
 

Rorys

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Jenna *aah I FARTED*

Kobe *let me smell that*

ohh damn I can't enter this contest :(
 
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This is an interesting contest and this will make for some funny ass replies. Well anyway here is mine:

Kobe says: "Oh my God thats what it looks like" :confused:
Kobe thinks: "Eww whats that wierd mark right there" :eek:
Jenna says: "Ahaha yeah girl there it is" :D
Jenna thinks: "Ima slap her if she dont stop staring at that weird looking spot" :thefinger

:rofl:

Im glad I can submit more, but I will give other people a chance first
 
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Kobe: Yep, Im pretty sure its a tongue you got growing there!!!!....

Jenna: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!:eek:

;)
 
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Kobe's saying: "Dammit, I lost my car keys down here."
Kobe's thinking: *Christ Jenna! Stop moving around or I'll never find them.*

Jenna's saying: "Look at 'em bounce! YEEEAH!"
Jenna's thinking: *My boobs are as big as Kobe's head!*
 
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kungfudude said:
Kobe's saying: "Dammit, I lost my car keys down here."
Kobe's thinking: *Christ Jenna! Stop moving around or I'll never find them.*

Jenna's saying: "Look at 'em bounce! YEEEAH!"
Jenna's thinking: *My boobs are as big as Kobe's head!*

LOL :1orglaugh
 

Aces&Jacks

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Jenna, you really shouldn't be laughing. If you put it there you're going to have some serious problems.
 
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"what an odd place to keep your car keys...."
 
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Kobe says "So thats were my favorite red pumps are!"
Kobe thinking "I KNEW she borrowed them without asking!"
Jenna says "Oh My God!" (laughing)
Jenna thinking "I hope she doesn't see the black ones too!"
 

xjangel

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Jenna Jameson screams: "AAAhhhhhhh!!! What.....?" :scream: :confused:

Kobe Tai warns and giggling at the same time: "Another bucket of worm's comin'!!!" :eek: :)
 
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Ok now that some other people had a chance I got another one:

Kobe Says: "Jenna you got a little spider right there....oh it looks kinda cute" :o
Jenna Says: "AHHHHHHH Get it off get it off" :eek:
Kobe Thinks: "Oh I hope I can get it off without squishing the spider there"
Jenna Thinks: "Oh I hope she can get it off without squishing the spider there"

lol I got more too but Ill wait another day or so
 
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member987

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Kobe says, "I'll only lick you, Jenna, if Roald puts his face between your tits."

Jenna screams, "Get your ass over here right now, Roald, and bury your face between my tits!!!"

(True story! :thumbsup: )
 
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Jenna "honestly I can blow smoke ring's with it, look"

Kobe "your not kidding, I'd never believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes"
 
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Get on your knees and worship at the shrine of poon-tang! HALLELULAH! HALLELULAH!!!
 
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"When Ron Jeremy walked in, the porn set got deathly quiet. Then suddenly Jenna screamed in horror. Kobe tried to drown herself. Off in the distance, a dog barked. "


"Oh no, here comes Ron Jeremy; quick, hide the condoms down there Kobe!"
 
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Jenna "how does it look"

Kobe "I know they call it a pussy, but thats the first time I've seen someone shape it like one"
 
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jenna - hi everyone! you've joined us just in time , kobe's reading the funny joke i've shaved into my pubes.

kobe ( thinking ) - and the chef says " no we've run out of bechamel sauce !"
 
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Kobe: "I heard if you reach down far enough, you can shake hands with a Chinaman."

Jenna: "Say what!?"
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Scarier than the approaching monster, was the fact that her car keys...
 
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Jenna "Look what I can do"

Kobe "WOW you can blow bubbles with it"
 
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"I think I found Pauly Shore's career down here Jenna!"
 
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