Why the rapture did not happen

[Supafly]

Now we know:

 

[Spreeuw]

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Heaven: not for the crippled.

That's why.

 

[PJpenny]

the same preacher who was wrong about May 21st is now predicting October 21st as the day of the worlds end.

Dont laugh at him, hes only beeing wrong TWICE before, hes bound to be right sometime

 

[PirateKing]

Does this mean Randy Savage is our new god?


Oh yeaaaaah!~

 

[yoicham]

Does this mean Randy Savage is our new god?


Oh yeaaaaah!~

Damn, I kind of want a SlimJim now...and no, I don't mean penis!

 

[Tittyman5000]

Its funny now that I look at it, same beard, same color hair, both wore robes, slap a pair of sunglasses on a buff Jesus and I think we have a match

 

[Facetious]

Who even paused for a mere second to contemplate that it might happen? :*****:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Randy Savage isn't dead, he is just climbing up to Heaven so he can hit the biggest Diving Elbow Drop of all time. He's expected to connect the move on December 21, 2012.

 

[mr. jizz]

Jesus- Hello Macho Man, I see you got here just in time to see me obliterate all mankind...

Macho Man- Hey FREAKSHOW, You're goin' NOOOOWHERE!!

 

[knowone]

the same preacher who was wrong about May 21st is now predicting October 21st as the day of the worlds end.

Dont laugh at him, hes only beeing wrong TWICE before, hes bound to be right sometime

He's only off a couple hundred million years.

 

[Deepcover]

Macho Man is going for the title in heaven

 

[Jane Burgess]

Ugh I can't believe the **** people will fall for.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Ugh I can't believe the **** people will fall for.

So... the Macho Man didn't really elbow drop Jesus?

 

[PJpenny]

i have been finding that this preacher looks so much like Walter, Jeff Dunham's puppet, the cranky old man

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

'Twas funnier in the Randy Savage memorial thread. And shouldn't it be in the funny pictures section? You'd think a moderator would know better. I think we should all report this one.

 

[wolverine81]

Simple, the dude wanted to have a pay day...and he got one.

 

[Master Roshi]

Sun Worship

 

[squallumz]

a fake elbow never hurt anyone.

 

[Justanothergirl]

Send me all your money. I will tell you when the world ends. If I am wrong, I will repredict. I have a hotline to God.