Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Reminds me when I was managing this gym. My GM would come up to me, look closely, then say, "Didn't stand close enough to the razor this morning, eh?" I'd retort back at the idiot, "I just stopped doing **** a half hour ago and I still got two beers left. What makes you think I have extra time to shave?"
