There's a little story behind my name, not too funny now, but was a long running gag when I was in college. I was a chem major and during one of my organic lab experiments, I created a mess of chemicals because my professor's gave me the wrong advice. The professor's knew they had messed up with the instructions so they avoided me when I asked how to get rid of that crap. At the end of the semester, my fellow lab students and I decided that the best solution was to let it go down the drain...a horrible smell resulted and everyone was yelling to tell me to release more water in the sink to dilute the smell. I was known as Aquaman. I'm not an Aquaman fan, so I changed it to Hydroslam here.