Why Being "Discreet" Isn't Always "Discreet"...

[Will E Worm]

People are hypocrites, no doubt there. But I'm sure you'll agree that there is a time and place for it though, and try not to be blatantly hypocritical.

It's good to admit it, but now you need to try to stop being one.

There's never a time to be hypocritical. People need to be honest, or no one will ever trust them.

 

[jibbijib]

Depends.

Are you hot?
Have you got a big cock?
Are you rich?

Or of course, are you funny?

If you answered yes to at least one of these, you stand a good chance.

Yes.


If I'm not funny I probably have either a big dick, lots of money, or good looks. But then what's a guy with all that and no sense of humour? May as well have sex with a statue. That's gotta be some kind of sexual disorder... In between necrophilia and dandrophilia (having sex with trees).

Chef, try to stay away from the trees and dead people.

 

[senob44]

I think Chef's morality is very honorable. I wish I could have kept my sexuality to those standards. Unfortunately I was a real head case for a number of years and searched in vain to gain a cure to my loneliness through sex. I'm lucky things ended up how they did. And what do I have now to show for it? Life lessons and stories. Was it worth it? I suppose that is all up to one's own opinion.

it is not unheard of to laugh a girl into bed.

Senob says: "Almost as easy to laugh girl into bed as to laugh girl out of it!"

 

[senob44]

Just realized I didn't comment on the original subject of the thread, and it was too late to edit.

Chef, that conversation with the chick at the post office was awesome!! You're kind of lucky though, that she had ordered from "Convergence". I was thinking right from the start that she must have known what "Convergence" was from working at the post office. You know, like seeing the contents of a damaged package that was from Convergence or something like that!

I think you should enlist the help of our friend maildude to try and track this girl down! You may just be able to put her battery-operated friend out of business!!!

 

[Becks...poamr]

You may just be able to put her battery-operated friend out of business!!!

I don't think you're one to give this advice, dear. Mine is still going strong. :tongue: