Haha great options.
While I think a lot of this stupid Americans-idea is just as stupid itself, all these clips with retarded people who are more stupid than fifth-graders here do say something.
I mean, even if the guys doing these clips ask 10 000 people, finding one hundred who can't point out Australia on a map or name the capital of India are too many.
My theory is that there's just a big gap between regular/intellectual Americans who are like the average Europeans and those who are extremely behind. You probably have a much larger group of these kind of people. But then again, the US is the world's third most populous contry and so it's quite natural that there's internal differences. But I can't say I look up to the average American for living in the world's current super power.