Whose Mug Would You Pie ?
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I want to face-pie this one asshole that rides the bus with me every morning. Every fucking day, he does the same exact thing and it makes me want to rip all of my hair out...
Step 1) Enter the bus
Step 2) Although there are quite a few seat choices, sit right next to me
Step 3) Cough really loud
Step 4) Follow the cough with a weird "inhale" noise that I can't even describe
Step 5) Pull newspaper out of brief case
Step 6) Open newspaper and spread out the pages as wide as they can go
Step 7) Flip through newspaper pages, making sure to hit me with them every single time
Step 8) Cough really loud for a second time
Step 9) Without blinking, stare at me for a minimum of 6 minutes
Step 10) Exit bus
Step 1) Enter the bus
Step 2) Although there are quite a few seat choices, sit right next to me
Step 3) Cough really loud
Step 4) Follow the cough with a weird "inhale" noise that I can't even describe
Step 5) Pull newspaper out of brief case
Step 6) Open newspaper and spread out the pages as wide as they can go
Step 7) Flip through newspaper pages, making sure to hit me with them every single time
Step 8) Cough really loud for a second time
Step 9) Without blinking, stare at me for a minimum of 6 minutes
Step 10) Exit bus
I can't believe that you can't pick up on his subtle moves that he has an extreme hard-on for you. :banana: :love-smi: :nannerf1:
Sheesh!
thanksimout
Loves the double vag
I'd love to see Donald Trump get a pie in the face and not a set up, but the real deal where it ruins his comb-over and throws him into a public tantrum.
Yeah that would pretty much make my day.
Yeah that would pretty much make my day.
Agreed, clearly he wants you Chef.
You know I had a similar situation today, I was on the bus, and this old woman sat next to me, it was the only seat available so yeah she was allowed to take it - bitch - but what I found strange was that every couple of seconds she would look at me and keep looking for about 2-3 minutes.
For about 25 minutes I tried to ignore it, but then it began to annoy me so I tried to catch her at it, she looked and I turned my head and she turned away, but then I caught her and stared at her for a few seconds until she turned away.
Feeling quite proud of myself :dunno: I began to notice that she was doing it again!!!
I dont care if that bitch wanted to fuck me, although 70 year olds really do it for me :nanner: I would pie that cunt right in the middle of her smug fucking face then again, and again, and again, and AGAIN!!!!
I looked at her again, then it was my time to get off, im still not quite sure what she wanted........
I should have spit on her
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Pie to the face?
I want my own Nuremberg-like trials.
I want my own Nuremberg-like trials.
OH... All the judges on "Dancing With The Stars."
For that matter...any of the contestants. Former, current and future.
And any media outlet that feels it necessary to give updates concerning this lame show.
(It's the headline story on the Yahoo homepage right now for crying out loud!!!)
And any one who watches it too!
For that matter...any of the contestants. Former, current and future.
And any media outlet that feels it necessary to give updates concerning this lame show.
(It's the headline story on the Yahoo homepage right now for crying out loud!!!)
And any one who watches it too!
Should have made a move and gotten yourself a gum-job. :dunno:
Yes indeed, as long as it was your shit, or failing that, the shit of another fuckworthy gent.
