Who would you take home...to meet your parents?

[AFA]

Well, I would take Sue Richardson home to meet my parents, but I would never take her roller skating because she has no sense of balance.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Is that any different than which pornstar would I like to take roller skating, or which pornstar would I like to take bowling? I mean, how can you possibly know the answer to that question?

Bridget the Midget, totally. Seeing her little body holding a big bowling ball would be fucking hilarious to me. It would be even funnier if we went bumper bowling.

 

[StormLion]

Ok, n00b moment right off the bat...my first post here at FreeOnes, and I leave my own list out of my thread-starter, lol. :o

Anyway, who would I be most proud to introduce to my loved ones:

1 - Vicky Vette
2 - Calli Cox
3 - Jenna Haze
4 - Ewa Sonnet
5 - Laura Vandervoort (who plays Kara Kent on the TV series Smallville)

 

[AFA]

Ok, n00b moment right off the bat...my first post here at FreeOnes, and I leave my own list out of my thread-starter, lol. :o

Anyway, who would I be most proud to introduce to my loved ones:

1 - Vicky Vette
2 - Calli Cox
3 - Jenna Haze
4 - Ewa Sonnet
5 - Laura Vandervoort (who plays Kara Kent on the TV series Smallville)

Would any of them go with you to meet your parents? I mean they hardly know you right? :dunno:

What if during Xmas dinner, one of them knocked over the cranberry sauce or jumped on the turkey?

Could be quite a scene. I'd rather take them bowling one at a time and then see what happens for future dates.

 

[Kingfisher]

:rofl::rofl:

AFA makes some interesting points!

Who would I take roller skating? Top 5, in no particular order.

1. Syren
2. Priya Rai
3. Jada Liu
4. Dee
5. senob44

And top 5 I'd like to take bowling?

1. Syren
2. Priya Rai
3. Jada Liu
4. Dee
5. senob44

Next question!

 

[Eric Lindros]

1. Tera Patrick
2. Lanny Barbie
3. Eva Angelina
4. Veronica Zemanova
5. Crissy Moran

 

[dirtydubled]

Hmmm.... Thought provoking.
1. Dana Vespoli
2. Cindy Crawford
3. Regan Reese
4. Adriana Sage
5. Aria Giovanni

 

[90proof]

Who'd I take home to Mom...

1) Lexi Belle
2) Kayla Marie
3) Italia Blue
4) Naomi
5) Tia Sweets

And I'd do 'em on the coffee table.

My family and I have an "open relationship".

 

[D-rock]

Considering I don't know the personality of most of them (and a good portion of the ones I do I don't like) and knowing what they do I can't think of any pornstars I would even want to ever be with, ever.

There are a couple of adult models that seem like nice women and are cool enough that if for some reason I had a relationship with them I wouldn't have a problem with them meeting my parents however.

 

[StormLion]

Would any of them go with you to meet your parents? I mean they hardly know you right? :dunno:

What if during Xmas dinner, one of them knocked over the cranberry sauce or jumped on the turkey?

Could be quite a scene. I'd rather take them bowling one at a time and then see what happens for future dates.

Ah, a purist. And one who over-analyzes everything. Perhaps a thread about life after death would be better suited for you?

Just looking for insight that differs from the 500 or so "zomG who wud u fuk?!" threads on this Forum, I guess...

Now as to who I'd take roller skating...Danielle Derek. I would deliberately trip her and watch her fall...just to see her bounce right back up from the floor on contact, lol.

 

[senob44]

1. Syren
2. Priya Rai
3. Jada Liu
4. Dee
5. senob44

Thanks C_A!!

Here's my list:
1. Becks....poamr
2. Gianna Michaels
3. Whitney Stevens
4. Erica Campbell
5. Christmas_Ape

 

[AlwayzNeedHead]

I'd bring almost any of them home. I'd be very proud to be dating such a delicious hot woman and I'd want my Dad to get hard over her and my Mum to hate her (because my Mum hates all my girlfriends, and would hate her even more if she was that obviously sexual and attractive).

Fox

LOL dude i love that style of thinking my dad is the same way, i mean if i brought home a pornstar his jeans would rip lol

 

[METAL HEAD]

the one porn star that would act normal if i let meet my parents is my life mate forever and ever till the end of time.

 

[JB_karate]

Cheyenne Silver
Kira Kener
Kiki Daire
Sunrise Adams
Gianna Michaels

 

[distemper]

1 Regan Reese
2 Riley Mason
3 Vica Ryder
4 Liz Vicious

 

[SBTNW]

Devon. what a beauty!

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Savanna Samson. She's a business woman. My parents would respect that, as long as I never told them she takes monster cock in the ass for money. "She's a winemaker Mom, no big deal."

 

[plucap]

My mom is probably one of the most compassionate and nice people in the world, and I'm not just saying that because I love her. She really is a good person.

But I think she'd be a bit shocked no matter who I'd bring home if it was a porn star. If I could choose a porn star to bring it would be Brea Bennett though, only because she's grade A sexy and cute girlfriend material.
Honestly that's about all I can go after since I don't know any porn star personally and can't really judge them based on anything but looks.

Still though, I know that no matter what I'd never bring Eva Angelina anywhere, because she seems like the biggest bitch in the world, and I fucking hate her retarded modeling style.

 

[Dixie Dash]

Erica Cambell because she left porn for god and my mom would like it if I did too

 

[porn123lover]

Jenna Haze(cause shes amazing) or Sasha Grey cause shes hot and smart