Who would you take home...to meet your parents?

[StormLion]

Scroll through the pages on FreeOnes and you'll see all kinds of posts. Some of the most popular being the "who" threads ("who would you most like to have sex with", "who has the best t & a", "who is your favorite pornstar", etc.).

With that in mind, here's a twist for ya...say your were dating an adult entertainer, and things have been going well enough to where she asks to meet your family...

Who would you take home to meet your parents for the first time? Who would you like to have standing next to you when your folks open the door, and you say, "Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet ______."

Say a top 5 list, to keep it simple.

 

[dick van cock]

That's an easy one! I can bring anyone I wish to the cemetery

 

[cartman24]

1.) Daisy Marie
2.) Avena Lee
3.) Addison Rose
4.) Courtney Simpson
5.) Delilah Strong

They are all really hot and don't really have the look of hardcore pornstars.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

1. Syren
2. Priya Rai
3. Jada Liu
4. Dee
5. senob44

 

[Imagine]

I saw an interview with Shay Lauren the other day (had never heard of her until then). She actually sounded like someone I'd like a serious relationship with. Oh, and she's bloody hot too.

Other than that, I don't know. Some glamour models I suppose. I'd need to meet them or at least see an interview first.

Edit: Come to think of it, Erica Campbell seems like a nice gal as well. No complaints in the looks department there either.

 

[BlueBalls]

I really dont think they would care

1.Jenna Haze
2.Eva Angelina
3.Brianna Love
4.Bree Olsen
5.Naomi

 

[AFA]

I don't get the point of these threads. :dunno:

Which pornstar would I like to take home to Mom?

Is that any different than which pornstar would I like to take roller skating, or which pornstar would I like to take bowling? I mean, how can you possibly know the answer to that question?

Peter Gazinya said it all here regarding "What pornstar would you have for a long term relationship"

Since long term relationships always dependent at least to some extent on personality, how the hell would I know? That's about the same as asking "What color car is the most reliable?"

Either way, judging by Sylvia Saint's ass, she must have an awesome personality so I'll go with her.

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=509222&postcount=2

:rofl:

 

[BrooksAct]

1. Jada Fire
2. Eden Mor
3. Courtney Devine
4. Carla Novaes
5. Christine Young

 

[Christmas_Ape]

AFA makes some interesting points!

Who would I take roller skating? Top 5, in no particular order.

1. Syren
2. Priya Rai
3. Jada Liu
4. Dee
5. senob44

And top 5 I'd like to take bowling?

1. Syren
2. Priya Rai
3. Jada Liu
4. Dee
5. senob44

Next question!

 

[AFA]

Hahaha!

 

[StormLion]

I don't get the point of these threads. :dunno:

Which pornstar would I like to take home to Mom?

Is that any different than which pornstar would I like to take roller skating, or which pornstar would I like to take bowling? I mean, how can you possibly know the answer to that question?

Peter Gazinya said it all here regarding "What pornstar would you have for a long term relationship"



http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=509222&postcount=2

:rofl:

Because threads like this make you think, of course. Anyone can fire off a laundry list of people they'd have sex with.

Haven't you ever heard the expression from a guy, "Oh I'd do her..but I wouldn't date her."? Turn that thought on its head!

I didn't know about the LTR thread...I think I'll check that one out.

 

[titsrock]

Anyone. My parents would be, like, "Thank god you've got a girl to bang. We thought you spent all your time wanking away"

 

[Imagine]

For me I suppose it's be more like: "Thank God. We thought you were gay".

 

[Artimus]

Just a bit of fun, my revered Mod

1) Velicity Von
2) Charlotte Stokely
3) Sasha Grey
4) Saana
5) Claire Robbins

 

[hedonis]

Most porn stars I would take home would cause cardiac arrest in my parents. To that end, I think taking home Belladonna or Arianna Jollee is out... But top 5, eh?

1. Erica Campbell
2. Crissy Moran (Safe one, eh?)
3. Monique Alexander
4. Belladonna (What the hell? :thumbsup: )
5. Ginger Lynn (So they could see me with a legend)

If I showed up with Jenna Jameson, my mom would immediately launch into a 20 course meal, claiming the poor dear looked starved (which I would get blamed for, no doubt)

H

 

[ninetysixcavy]

4. Belladonna (What the hell? :thumbsup: )

So she could try having sex with your mom...and your grandmother??? :eek:

 

[DrDetroit]

Hmmm... I'd have to go with Krystal Steele. At least shes filthy rich too. $$

 

[squallumz]

personally, i dont care about that stuff. if im into a girl, i dont care how anyone perceives her or what they think about her in anyway.

its my girl and my life. my parents dont know shit about pornstars, and even if was banging someone like jenna jameson (the one name EVERYONE knows, (even though i dont like her!)) i would have absolutely no qualms about bringing to meet my parents and introducing her as jenna jameson.

as a matter of fact, i have introduced them to an ex who does do porn not that long ago. even though i didnt know it at the time, still, it wouldnt bother me at all if i had known back then. id be proud to have her by my side regardless.

 

[AFA]

I don't know, it's always the same girls, whenever I make out a list, no one knows who I'm talking about. Just because they were in my H.S. Math class is no reason to leave them out. :dunno:

 

[tartanterrier]

The dirtiest pornstar that would let me :nanner: