Who would win in a fight between...

[Friday on my mind]

Rooney, probably.


Mike Tyson Vs Mohammed Ali (both when they were in their prime)

Muhammad was quoted as saying while at ring side for a Tyson fight when asked this very question that Tyson was no worse than Frazier.I think Muhammad especially before his forced lay off due to refusing to be drafted would have boxed Tyson's ears off.

John McCain Vs Barack Obama,you can even make McCain 30 yrs younger.

 

[hooked]

Obama

Bill Clinton Vs George Bush

 

[dick van cock]

Bill would beat #41 easily but he'll lose to #43 - Bush jr. fights dirty using a baseball bat.


Richard Simmons vs. Liberace

 

[Friday on my mind]

Liberace,he would fight dirty too and use his candelabra.
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Jerry Lewis VS. Eddie Murphy,both at age 30

 

[member006]

Jerry Lewis, he was a physical comedian not stand up.

Chicken Little or Miss Prissy http://www.petcaretips.net/miss_prissy.jpg

 

[Friday on my mind]

Miss Prissy,she has her son to give her tips.He was able to give Foghorn a real bad time.

Keith Olbermann VS. Bill O'Reilly

 

[alexpnz]

Keith Olberman

Iron Maiden or Judas Priest

 

[VeryHandyAndy]

Iron Maiden

Michael J Fox or Muhammed Ali?

 

[L3ggy]

Michael J. Fox :rofl:


Joe Perry or Ritchie Sambora?

 

[StormRuller]

Richie Sambora!

Yngwie Malmsteen or KK Downing?

 

[L3ggy]

Yngwie From Sweden!


Ryan Roxie(Guitarist With The Jersey) or Damon Johnson?

 

[titsrock]

Damon Johnson (I really have no idea)

Pepe LePew or Muttley

 

[dick van cock]

Pepe

Dalai Lama vs. Pope Ratzi

 

[Friday on my mind]

Pope Ratzi

Robin the boy wonder(Burt Ward) Vs. Kato (Bruce Lee):eek:

 

[BlueBalls]

Kato



God Vs The Devil.

 

[titsrock]

In a fair fight...The Devil (he'd still cheat)

Kimbo Slice vs Mike Tyson vs Senob

 

[dick van cock]

Iron Mike ... who is it, then ... ? :dunno:

Jack LaLanne vs. George Foreman

 

[titsrock]

I'll go with the Grillman over the Juicer

(On yahoo's homepage right now, there's speculation of a Mike Tyson/Kimbo Slice MMA fight possibility..it just seems very weird to me. I don't care about MMA at all I am interested in the war for dominance as a sport between boxing and MMA, fwiw)

The Karate Kid vs Jason Bourne

 

[BlueBalls]

Jason Bourne, The Karate Kid can use the crane kick as much as he wants hes still getting fucked up.


Bob Hope Vs Bob Monkhouse

 

[dick van cock]

Bob Hope (if nothing helps he'll get out the golf clubs)

dave rhino vs. Spud Crowley?