Who would win in a fight between...

[Friday on my mind]

Rooney, probably.


Mike Tyson Vs Mohammed Ali (both when they were in their prime)

Muhammad was quoted as saying while at ring side for a Tyson fight when asked this very question that Tyson was no worse than Frazier.I think Muhammad especially before his ****** lay off due to refusing to be drafted would have boxed Tyson's ears off.

John McCain Vs Barack Obama,you can even make McCain 30 yrs younger.

 

[hooked]

Obama

Bill Clinton Vs George Bush

 

[dick van cock]

Bill would beat #41 easily but he'll lose to #43 - Bush jr. fights dirty using a baseball bat.


Richard Simmons vs. Liberace

 

[Friday on my mind]

Liberace,he would fight dirty too and use his candelabra.
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Jerry Lewis VS. Eddie Murphy,both at age 30

 

[member006]

Jerry Lewis, he was a physical comedian not stand up.

Chicken Little or Miss Prissy http://www.petcaretips.net/miss_prissy.jpg

 

[Friday on my mind]

Miss Prissy,she has her *** to give her tips.He was able to give Foghorn a real bad time.

Keith Olbermann VS. Bill O'Reilly

 

[alexpnz]

Keith Olberman

Iron Maiden or Judas Priest

 

[VeryHandyAndy]

Iron Maiden

Michael J Fox or Muhammed Ali?

 

[L3ggy]

Michael J. Fox :rofl:


Joe Perry or Ritchie Sambora?

 

[StormRuller]

Richie Sambora!

Yngwie Malmsteen or KK Downing?

 

[L3ggy]

Yngwie From Sweden!


Ryan Roxie(Guitarist With The Jersey) or Damon Johnson?

 

[titsrock]

Damon Johnson (I really have no idea)

Pepe LePew or Muttley

 

[dick van cock]

Pepe

Dalai Lama vs. Pope Ratzi

 

[Friday on my mind]

Pope Ratzi

Robin the boy wonder(Burt Ward) Vs. Kato (Bruce Lee):eek:

 

[BlueBalls]

Kato



God Vs The Devil.

 

[titsrock]

In a fair fight...The Devil (he'd still cheat)

Kimbo Slice vs Mike Tyson vs Senob

 

[dick van cock]

Iron Mike ... who is it, then ... ? :dunno:

Jack LaLanne vs. George Foreman

 

[titsrock]

I'll go with the Grillman over the Juicer

(On yahoo's homepage right now, there's speculation of a Mike Tyson/Kimbo Slice MMA fight possibility..it just seems very weird to me. I don't care about MMA at all I am interested in the war for dominance as a sport between boxing and MMA, fwiw)

The Karate *** vs Jason Bourne

 

[BlueBalls]

Jason Bourne, The Karate *** can use the crane kick as much as he wants hes still getting fucked up.


Bob Hope Vs Bob Monkhouse

 

[dick van cock]

Bob Hope (if nothing helps he'll get out the golf clubs)

dave rhino vs. Spud Crowley?