Ladies and gentlemen, this is a sad day. One we all knew would occur, Gordar our faithful and loyal member has finally gone off the deep end. Sad but true, it happens to us all at one time or another. So all you newbs out there reading this take heed in my words because one day you'll post as usual with no trouble and then the next all hell brakes loose.
It's be a normal day like any other but then all of a sudden, your hands and fingers will begin to tremble, you;ll start to see old and dead relatives in waking dreams and hellucinations in various states of undress and bright colours that flash out of the corner of your eye whenever you are in a room alone. They'll flash so much so that you're afraid to look away from the computer screen for more that 15 seconds just incase they infect your eyes and render you blind. It's a terrifying but a necessary one and one which you all will have to go through.
All of the symptoms listed above are just the beginning and I'm sure ******* Gordar is already feeling the harsh effects those. But I'm sorry to say there's more, the final stage of what I like to call FreeOnes induced diverticulitis is the blackouts. Blackouts like the taking of a good hallucinogen that will make you see things within your own *********** mind that you never thought possible. Ideas and imagry that are far to spectacular to even contimplate writing about, things that you wouldn't believe. ****** ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. Which are all lost like tears in the rain once you awake from your ******* many hours later in various stages of undress, soaking in various different bodily leakages shivering and calling for ******. "******!" You'll cry, and then when all is said and done and you realise ****** will not come running, you'll turn back to the computer and see once again your old friends FreeOnes is still alive and well and just waiting to be posted on.
Good luck Gordar, your new life begins today. Enjoy it :hatsoff:
