who is your favourite milf?

Rey C.

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I saw a link to some Satine Phoenix pics the other day (I think I have a new fave. Hmm). And there, she was called a MILF. According to her bio on AVN, she's 28 years old. :rolleyes:

http://www.avn.com/porn-stars/41692.html

I'm going to go look at some pics of slim Asian girls on a Big Booty Latina site now.
 
Mrs Jolly

Mrs Jolly

Although everyone in this thread is approaching this in a generally jolly spirit of which I am so fond, there are shades here of the need for 'precision in porn' crowd.

Certain individuals seem to determined to want to get everything squared away in a world where everything is (I sincerely hope) all made up.

For instance, do not let anyone who measures sexual organs for porn star biographies come round and give you an estimate on how much carpet you need for the back bedroom. You will be able to cover a tennis court with what is left over.

As a general rule for female performers the following props equate with the following academic qualifications:

Stethoscope - medical degree

Matching skirt and jacket - Masters of Business Administration

Glasses/hair tied back - diploma from secretarial college

beer gut/wrinkles/stretch marks - completion of at least 6 years elementary schooling under the old eastern bloc education system

Maybe I am wrong, perhaps on those videos where the delivery man has a hole in his pizza with his erect penis poking through it is central to the audiences's enjoyment that the pizza is actual delivery and not cooked at home.

Does 'the valley' need a porno police protectorate to pursue a pure product? Perhaps?
 
Rey C.

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Adri said:
Jayden James is only 23 (and a half) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Oh, even better. :D I hadn't seen Jayden before... she's very cute & sexy, BTW. And I bet she still gets carded. :)

Yeah, that's why I said that (to me) the term doesn't mean anything. It's just a catch all term now, used by (lazy) producers and sites that feel the need to apply SOME category to the girl or site. One site that I've been visiting for years has probably 90% of the girls there described as MILF's. And probably half of them are in their early to mid 20's. By next year, Dawson Miller will probably be described as a MILF. :rofl:

Means nothing. Despite the O-fficial Wiki definition (my first source for all things of importance :1orglaugh), it's just a porn catch all, category of the day.
 
jasonk282

jasonk282

Banned
She has to have KIDS to be a MILF, other than that she is just a hot wife. 40 plus she is a cougar, KIDS is what makes a hot wife a milf
 
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