Who Is The Most Physically Tough Leader On The Planet?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Meaning, if there were a fighting tournament who would win? Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, etc... Not Mayors or Congressmen.

I have no idea. Most seem pretty wimpy. I will enter Vladimir Putin into the tournament. At least he has some martial arts background in Judo.

Emperor Crazypants Ramzan of Chechnya might be somewhat tough too. He can twist your balls and stick 3 fingers up your ass all at once.

 

[mongo18]

Finally, something important to discuss! Before I even read that far in your post my money was on Vlad. The man's a former KGB field operative and I'm sure he's seen and done some shit. I imagine he was all business about it too, no fucking around.
I'm sure there are quite a few other ex-military leaders of countries who would also be in the running, but I don't know of any off the top of my head.

I'd put trump dead last though. He'd take a dive the instant the bell rings and cry foul or blame his bone spurs for acting up. I don't think he could win a bout with Merkel.

He can twist your balls and stick 3 fingers up your ass all at once.

I used to have a girlfriend like that....*stares wistfully off into the distance as a smile plays around the corners of my mouth*

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Finally, something important to discuss! Before I even read that far in your post my money was on Vlad. The man's a former KGB field operative and I'm sure he's seen and done some shit. I imagine he was all business about it too, no fucking around.
I'm sure there are quite a few other ex-military leaders of countries who would also be in the running, but I don't know of any off the top of my head.

I'd put trump dead last though. He'd take a dive the instant the bell rings and cry foul or blame his bone spurs for acting up. I don't think he could win a bout with Merkel.

Putin was the first to come to mind but I thought there would be someone tougher. Any opinion on Ramzan? He's fairly burly for a world leader and only 43.

Agreed about Trump being a wimpy cream puff. Punch him in the stomach and marshmallow goop squirts through his butthole. I already predicted senile Joe Biden could whoop Trump in a fight.

I used to have a girlfriend like that....*stares wistfully off into the distance as a smile plays around the corners of my mouth*

That was funny. Good one.

 

[mongo18]

I'm not familiar with Ramzan and sadly don't have time right now to learn about him. I've also read that Netanyahu was a bit of a badass in Israeli special forces.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm not familiar with Ramzan and sadly don't have time right now to learn about him. I've also read that Netanyahu was a bit of a badass in Israeli special forces.

I pick Putin over Bibi as I think both are dirty motherfuckers but Putin has the edge being quicker and more squirrelly and also probably having better cardio. The Judo too.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Finally, something important to discuss! Before I even read that far in your post my money was on Vlad. The man's a former KGB field operative and I'm sure he's seen and done some shit. I imagine he was all business about it too, no fucking around.
I'm sure there are quite a few other ex-military leaders of countries who would also be in the running, but I don't know of any off the top of my head.

I'd put trump dead last though. He'd take a dive the instant the bell rings and cry foul or blame his bone spurs for acting up. I don't think he could win a bout with Merkel.



I used to have a girlfriend like that....*stares wistfully off into the distance as a smile plays around the corners of my mouth*

Angela would beat him like a drum. East German Politician. Bet your ass she knows how to handle Trump.