Who else drinks alone?

I tend to drink alone. Grab a couple a six packs and chill. Or get one of the many popular 80 proof liquors and drink it straight by my lonesome. When I do drink with others its with fucking morons who dont know how to hold their liquor and start puking on folks hats and shirts and fucking anything with tits. Those bastards. Yeah I drink alone.
 
nowadays, often.
i can't afford to go to the bar with my friends, and i tend to get blackout drunk and make an ass of myself. and i fall in love too easily...
for some reason when im at home alone i have more control and the big bonus is no chance of a DUI, i hate taking cabs, and i know its irresponsible, selfish, and idiotic, but thats the way it is.

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ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
The way my life is going, I'll be drinking alone for a long, long time. Bottoms up, I guess.
 
I always drink with "Harvey".

He is an invisible rabbit standing about six feet tall.

We drink and dance all night in the back yard while I hump his leg,
then he disappears when I open my eyes in the morning.
 
I ALWAYS drink alone.
When I go out to the pub with friends & buy a round of beverages, or am bought a beverage I retire to an isolated part of the pub & consume my pint. My comrades are prohibited from advancing towards me but are allowed to communicate with me via semaphore but I am, & remain, resolutely alone until I have finished my drink(s)
 
Who wants to drink alone with me, cam to cam? :shy:

That depends. Will we be doing anything other than only drinking? The last time I did the whole cam to cam thing with you you had me rubbing ice cubes on my nipples and eating lollipops. Is that gonna happen again? :D
 
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