Sexy santa is tempting. But to hang out with a santa you can really drink and steal shit with is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Of course we'll fail miserably and spend the rest of our time being brutally sodomised in jail. But I'm cool with that......
I want a Santa who is in touch with my needs. A Santa who accepts my faults, but still wants to explore me. I want a Santa who has the time to wait for my crazy mood swings, and always responds with affection. I want a Santa to pour love and adulation on me despite my darker moods. If you're that Santa, reach me at GodIm pathetic@sbg.com.
I picked billy bob thornton. He'd make a great drinking buddy, and once I'm smash hammered drunk, bring over lily love and I'll make her my christmas present, then richard Attenborough can come over and clean up the mess everyone wins!