Who Do You Want To Be Your Santa?

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Billy Bob Thornton!!! "I'm a living, breathing, fucking, shitting, pissing Santa Claus." :1orglaugh
 
Big Boobed Santa : Aria Giovanni
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Sexy santa is tempting. But to hang out with a santa you can really drink and steal shit with is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Of course we'll fail miserably and spend the rest of our time being brutally sodomised in jail. But I'm cool with that......

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PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I chose sexy santa.

Richard Attenborough! :rubbel:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I want a Santa who is in touch with my needs. A Santa who accepts my faults, but still wants to explore me. I want a Santa who has the time to wait for my crazy mood swings, and always responds with affection. I want a Santa to pour love and adulation on me despite my darker moods. If you're that Santa, reach me at GodIm pathetic@sbg.com.
 
I picked billy bob thornton. He'd make a great drinking buddy, and once I'm smash hammered drunk, bring over lily love and I'll make her my christmas present, then richard Attenborough can come over and clean up the mess :D everyone wins!
 
Now those look alot like santa's elves, bring them in on the side and make it a merry fucking christmas :D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
While the Attenborough Santa gives great oral and the Thornton gives a great handjob, I accidentally voted for that other one.
 
that's the one that can do both, PLUS give you great sex lol
 
I pick sexy Santa, Lily Love so I can be a living, breathing, fucking, shitting, pissing Santa Claus and Lily Love can be my Mrs Claus.:1orglaugh
 
How about Robot Santa from Futurama?

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Or Leslie Nielsen?

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ed007

Banned
i'd start off with Lily Love then i'll pull these
two crackers out of my christmas stocking. :D

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