Which pornstar you would marry? / What Porn Star Would You Marry?

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Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Absolutely none of them. Porno ladies are there to jack off to or pay by the hour to do the sex. You do not marry them blending finances, have your sperm fertilize their egg to create new life, or try to bring them in front of your family claiming she’s a cashier at Wendy’s.

100% this! ^^^

I mean, hell... Matt Dillon wouldn't marry Kitty Russell and we never even had solid proof that she turned the first trick. :D
 
I would say, whichever one would support me. But porn chicks don't make that great of money so that's out of the question. I'd still have to work while my wife is out fucking. NAH
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Alanah Rae, probably, so we could recreate some of her hard bondage fuck scenes. As well as creating many many many new ones

And... this would require marriage? :confused:

I know this is just meant to be a fun thread. But it's kind of a retarded concept, no? I wanna marry somebody that I don't know the first thing about (even their real name), just cause I like her tits and she fucks good on camera (for $).

Pay me no mind. Clearly I'm weird. :banme:
 

ArthurTurner

God Bless Christian Louboutin
And... this would require marriage? :confused:

I know this is just meant to be a fun thread. But it's kind of a retarded concept, no? I wanna marry somebody that I don't know the first thing about (even their real name), just cause I like her tits and she fucks good on camera (for $).

Pay me no mind. Clearly I'm weird. :banme:

Yeah, it is kind of retarded. I wouldn't marry someone who's not a porn performer if I didn't know them. I've come across some retired performers who really are serious people and thus attractive (Penny Flame and Akira Lane come to mind). Abigail Mac and Ryan Keely jump out at me among current porn girls. And not for nothing, there's a reason porn folk tend not to date outside of the porn community. They know how crazy they can be and how freaked out civilians can get.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Still saying Ginger Lynn. She's mostly out of the business, still fucking hot and sexy, and seems like a genuinely nice person.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I'd only marry them if I knocked them up. :crybaby:

And I would only consider knocking up Harley Dean.


...or possibly Ashlynn Brooke...except I think she just had a baby, and I doubt it's mine.:2 cents::2 cents:
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Still saying Ginger Lynn. She's mostly out of the business, still fucking hot and sexy, and seems like a genuinely nice person.

I met her once. She was nice. She likes sausage on her pizza. I might still have the autographed picture I bought.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
I met her once. She was nice. She likes sausage on her pizza. I might still have the autographed picture I bought.

I've emailed back and forth with her a bit, bought some of her art. Never met her in person, but she was quick to reply to business emails.
 

Shorty V

We will all be free once.
Lol.
Great question to do some internal brainstorming about.

I tend to agree with member Dino Velvet. In my specific case, family and friends would probably, albeit plenty of them only secretly behind my back, despise me, and some of them would even throw us out when I introduced my porn star fiancée.
But then I thought: why the fuck should I care about that, if the porn star and I were really truly mutual in love?

Because, hey... ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.

(OK, Boomer.)

Still: better not though. I try to be as 'liberated' and open-minded as possible myself, but the thought of my wife leaving the house twice a week to bareback fuck a well hung stud who already fucked a 1000 other people during the last ten years... I don't know, man. Even though I might be attracted to such kind of a cuckold situation in my very naughty fantasy, deep in my heart I would feel sad and a little hurt. Despite the fact that I know it's "only her job."

So, there you have it: I would only marry a porn star in my fantasy life.

In real life though: NO CHANCE.

Well... but... :dunno: ... maybe only when my brain stopped working like it does today, and fantasy & reality would come together. If that might happen, then, from the active porn stars right now, Lena Paul would be my favourite other half. I just like this woman's appearance very very much. Besides that, based on her behaviour in her scenes so far, I think she would be real good fun to be with. I also think it would be fun to do other things together that we both could enjoy (not just having sex ;)) and to share the house(hold) with.

So, yeah, Lena, if you read this, this is not a proposal, but I am on my knees right now and fully admitting: deep deep down inside, you are my secret mrs. Shorty V.

:drawheart:



 

gmase

On the dark side of the moon
@Shorty V - You stole my girl! I saw the thread title and said "Lena Paul", but now that she is taken ...

In my fantasy world, I'd go polygamist and take Lena Paul, Angela White, Jay Taylor, and Brooke Lee Adams with me. In reality, watching them perform is enough for me.

As noted earlier in this thread, marrying a porn star would not be easy. I've seen one of the girls mentioned above discuss her life in porn and what it's taken to get some semblance of stability in her life. Not an easy road.

More importantly: How soon before we'd get bored and head back to porn for the next wife?
 

Shorty V

We will all be free once.
@Shorty V - You stole my girl! I saw the thread title and said "Lena Paul", but now that she is taken ...

[...]

I know, man. :notfair:

And... I did not even mention Lena in the thread 'best looking porn stars ever'. https://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?972730-Best-looking-porn-stars-ever
But one doesn't always marry the 'prettiest face' or 'the best looking starlet'. To me, of the porn stars I admire, Lena Paul, seems the best overall package. She's not just a stunning lady, I also think she's (got) a great personality. In a serious way, a fun way and a creative way. (And much more other ways.)

I deliberaty did not mention my avatar lady, Nicole Peters, since I've always found it difficult to call her a true porn star. She's done only solo and one or two (softish) lesbian sessions. Without this 'objection', she would probably Lena's most serious contender. What a cat fight that would be!

OK, got my fantasy working on full speed again. See y'all later! ;)
 
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