Which Pornstar would you let paint your house?

bigbadbrody

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LAO Sorry I just couldn't resist!:horselaugh

I just get so sick of all these, "who would you like to fuck?", "who has the best ass?", "who has the cutest hemorrhoids?", "what porn star has the best birthmark shaped like Texas?" and the list goes one!

Anyway I really don't care if you answer the question I just was wondering if anyone else is fed up with these silly threads! (I know that if I don't like them I don't have to look at them but SHUSH! LIL)

I saw the thread name without noticing who started it. I was like WT,not again, not another stupid thread for the newbies and members who hardly post. Then I opened it and noticed that you started it so I was like "right on Doc way to stick it to them"

But if I had to chose I would choose no one, cause I would want professionals to do it LOL
 
Yeah, they would probably get paint all over themselves and then the whole thing would turn into a photo shoot! Your house would end up half painted blue and the other half yellow. :jester:
 
LMAO Sorry I just couldn't resist!:1orglaugh

I just get so sick of all these, "who would you like to fuck?", "who has the best ass?", "who has the cutest hemorrhoids?", "what pornstar has the best birthmark shaped like Texas?" and the list goes one!

Anyway I really don't care if you answer the question I just was wondering if anyone else is fed up with these silly threads! (I know that if I don't like them I don't have to look at them but SHEESH! LOL)

The ones who can use their Bubble Butts and Boobies as Paint Brush such as:

1. Ava Devine
2. Sara Jay
3. Ryan Conner
4. Shyla Stylez
5. LDM
 
LMAO Sorry I just couldn't resist!:1orglaugh

I just get so sick of all these, "who would you like to fuck?", "who has the best ass?", "who has the cutest hemorrhoids?", "what pornstar has the best birthmark shaped like Texas?" and the list goes one!

Anyway I really don't care if you answer the question I just was wondering if anyone else is fed up with these silly threads! (I know that if I don't like them I don't have to look at them but SHEESH! LOL)

Sorry Doc but I love them threads and don't think theres enough of them.



*Takes hold of tablet and swallows it with a glass of water*

WTF, who wrote that!

*Whispers to self*
I really must remember to take a tablet before coming on the board.
:rofl:

P.S

I was a decorator for 10 years, do you think I'm that mad.
 
This is a silly question, but I love it. It make me laugh. OK, here goes....

Devon Michaels- would paint my bedroom.
Teanna Kai and Nina Mercedez - would paint my kitchen.
Tanya Danielle and Brandi Wylde[aka Tylene Buck]- would do my living room.
Puma Swede - would do my dining room.
Crystal Knight, Devin Deray, Heather Hunter - would do my basement.
 
Raven Riley for one. Or if she couldnt do it. Id love to have Ashley Blue, Ammmmmm she is hot also also i love thease threads i dont mind them there funny i love to hear what people have to say
 
not true at all. painting can be almost zen-like. if you got the right tunes on. "rocket queen" for example is a great song to paint too. :thumbsup:

Oh hell yes, letting a pornstar paint your house while listening to some chick fake an orgasm followed by an awesome guitar riff and Axl screeching along. Yes that would be a great day to paint.
 
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