Which Pornstar would you let paint your house?

[drdeath67]

LMAO Sorry I just couldn't resist!:1orglaugh

I just get so sick of all these, "who would you like to fuck?", "who has the best ass?", "who has the cutest hemorrhoids?", "what pornstar has the best birthmark shaped like Texas?" and the list goes one!

Anyway I really don't care if you answer the question I just was wondering if anyone else is fed up with these silly threads! (I know that if I don't like them I don't have to look at them but SHEESH! LOL)

 

[jumbo_jim]

Don't have a problem with the threads although it does get a bit annoying when someone makes up a new thread asking a question which has already been posed in another thread.

To answer your question I would not let any paint my house with proper qualifcations.
Unless it was a female one wearing a very revealing outfit and agreeing to take a shower with me to clean her up afterwards.

 

[member006]

I am the first one to say and have many times, the repetition at times gets to me too. I just post my first thought and move on lol.

Answer: A very tall one with small boobs, so she could get close enough to the walls while having a good reach.

*wonders as she leaves if the thread she is working on will be viewed as stupid*





























...I decided on my way out I don't care. I'm going to put it up later anyway.

 

[Civickiller80]

LMAO...post of the Week....lol...i dont even bother checking those threads anymore...

 

[Manny460]

I know what you're talking about drdeath, like what's the difference between 'whose mouth do you want to shoot in' and 'who do you want to receive a blowjob from' or between 'hottest pornstar' and 'favorite pornstar'?
(And yes I am guilty of having answered some of these).


The thread title reminds me of a joke I once heard. (I don't remember which comedian told it).
A hooker walks up to a guy and says "For $50, I'll do anything you want."
The guy says "Great.....Paint my house."

 

[D-rock]

Answer: A very tall one with small boobs, so she could get close enough to the walls while having a good reach.

Or you could have one with gigantic boobs do it and sell the house with the painted on booby marks as a piece of artwork.

 

[dave_rhino]

i recieved spam in a PM by DrDeath about this thread, YOU DIRTY SPAMMER!

I suppose i'd let Jenna Jameson do it, because if i said "oh, ______ (insert pornstars name) painted my house" no one would know who it was, but if i say Jenna did it, majority would know her name and be all "OMG! LOLZ!!!11"

 

[4G63]

"Who would you rather..." threads make Jebus cry

Also this is a weird picture.

 

[dave_rhino]

Also this is a weird picture.

No it isnt, its just two dead guys with no skin trying to shake hands.

Whats weird about that, eh?...

 

[4G63]

Whats weird about that, eh?...

They're both dead dudes!

That's weird to me. But not as weird as repetitive threads.

 

[Dootifull]

I would let Jelena Jensen paint my house, because she seemed to be good at finger painting.

 

[member2009]

LMAO!!!! :1orglaugh

Serious answer :
Evelyn Lory and Jennifer Rovero
:jester:

 

[squallumz]

"1f u c4n r34d th1s, u r34lly n33d t0 g3t l41d"

:1orglaugh nice.

or even worse.

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[dave_rhino]

I changed my mind after seeing this photo
Painting

That right folks, its FreeOnes favourites Crissy Moran and Sandee Westgate painting a wall together.
Clearly they are professionals and enjoy what they are doing, so they would make excellent candidates for a house painting job!

 

[pussypoppa]

Id let any pornstar to paint my house as long as i get to fuck her afterwards

 

[drdeath67]

I changed my mind after seeing this photo
Painting

That right folks, its FreeOnes favourites Crissy Moran and Sandee Westgate painting a wall together.
Clearly they are professionals and enjoy what they are doing, so they would make excellent candidates for a house painting job!

LMMFAO!!!!!:1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I would have to go with Amber Michaels. She seems to have an eye for detail, is very passionate about everything she does, and she seems to be incredibly physically fit so she'll have the stamina to see the job through to its completion.

 

[Iamforever]

"Who would you rather..." threads make Jebus cry

Also this is a weird picture.

i think i found my next tattoo ladies and gentlemen.:rofl:

 

[AFA]

I'd also like Evelyn Lory to paint my house, Yana Cova to do my pool maintainence, and Isabella Camille to cook my favorite foods. Peaches I think would be best cutting my lawn and trimming trees.

 

[drdeath67]

I'd also like Evelyn Lory to paint my house, Yana Cova to do my pool maintainence, and Isabella Camille to cook my favorite foods. Peaches I think would be best cutting my lawn and trimming trees.

Sarah Peachez or the other Peaches?