None of the pornstars that exist will fuck you and here's why:
1. You're an average, unremarkable guy using your computer to tell people who's pictures you look at while masturbating.
2. You do not play in a rock band
3. You don't have any money
4. You've been asked 100 times, in every way possible, in what positions you would copulate with what pornstars and into which orifice you will ejaculate. And do you think your girlfriend/wife would get mad if you made her watch.
5. Who cares.
1. You're an average, unremarkable guy using your computer to tell people who's pictures you look at while masturbating.
2. You do not play in a rock band
3. You don't have any money
4. You've been asked 100 times, in every way possible, in what positions you would copulate with what pornstars and into which orifice you will ejaculate. And do you think your girlfriend/wife would get mad if you made her watch.
5. Who cares.
