which parto of your body would you enhance ?

would you enhace what ?

  • Nose

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Lips

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Chin

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Ears

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Hair

    Votes: 3 15.0%
  • Boobs / Chest

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Belly / Stomach

    Votes: 7 35.0%
  • Ass / Butt

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Legs

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 9 45.0%

  • Total voters
    20

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
for boys and girls both
 
my healing factor so I can regenerate as an adamantium is grafted to my bones so that I can be nearly invulnerable as Logan/Wolverine/Weapon-X :)
 
my healing factor so I can regenerate as an adamantium is grafted to my bones so that I can be nearly invulnerable as Logan/Wolverine/Weapon-X :)

let us nerds of the world UNITE :glugglug:
 
let us nerds of the world UNITE :glugglug:

Indeed. Geek Power! :glugglug:

imagine what it would be like to be able to drink and smoke as much as you want, and to eat as much red meat without worrying about getting a deadly disease due to overconsumption of these things :)
 
My forehead. In a perfect world it would be 8ft tall.

Ahhh, that'd be the life. Damn this short "normal" forehead of mine! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!! :mad:
 
My forehead. In a perfect world it would be 8ft tall.

Ahhh, that'd be the life. Damn this short "normal" forehead of mine! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!! :mad:

Here is the song for you then. They Might Be giants. We want a rock.

Where was i? I forgot
The point that I was making
I said if I was smart that I would
Save up for a piece of string
And a rock to wind the string around

Everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around
Everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

If I were a carpenter i’d
Hammer on my piglet, i’d
Collect the seven dollars and i’d
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
Prosthetic foreheads on their heads
But everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the foreheads down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUowhHVBM4&feature=related
 
Here is the song for you then. They Might Be giants. We want a rock.

Where was i? I forgot
The point that I was making
I said if I was smart that I would
Save up for a piece of string
And a rock to wind the string around

Everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around
Everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

If I were a carpenter i’d
Hammer on my piglet, i’d
Collect the seven dollars and i’d
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
Prosthetic foreheads on their heads
But everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the foreheads down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUowhHVBM4&feature=related

:1orglaugh Nice.

Mrs Jolly you may have solved all of my physical problems and maybe one or two of my mental issues too. :D
 
My arms.


So I could hug you all.


And then my penis.


So when I hugged you, you'd be like... damn. That guy is hung like a walrus.




See, the walrus has the largest penis in the animal kingdom.


You just got learned.
 
I wouldn't mind getting some fat sucked out of my gut and inserted into my cock, maybe. Girth, baby, girth...:dunno:
 
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