My greatest moment in porn is actually a non - nude scene:
See, when I was back in high school I was watching a porno while a little (cough) :angels: (cough) anyway, there was a pirate in the movie for some reason, and the pirate had a parrot (Q: what good pirate doesn't?) (A: Jack Sparrow and Barbossa ) anyway, at some point, the parrot got shot and the pirate exclaimed "YOU SHOT MY FUCKING BIRD!!!" and I (at the time) thought this was the funniest thing ever. :1orglaugh
I then went and put fish sticks in the dryer to cook them. True story.
Anyway, I never have seen that movie since then, but I'd love too, don't even know the title. I'd borrowed it off a friend who I don't talk to anymore.
And on a normal night, my favorite part of a porno is the sex scenes (duh) and particularliy when a really hot chick gets naked for the first time in the movie. Sweet.
See, when I was back in high school I was watching a porno while a little (cough) :angels: (cough) anyway, there was a pirate in the movie for some reason, and the pirate had a parrot (Q: what good pirate doesn't?) (A: Jack Sparrow and Barbossa ) anyway, at some point, the parrot got shot and the pirate exclaimed "YOU SHOT MY FUCKING BIRD!!!" and I (at the time) thought this was the funniest thing ever. :1orglaugh
I then went and put fish sticks in the dryer to cook them. True story.
Anyway, I never have seen that movie since then, but I'd love too, don't even know the title. I'd borrowed it off a friend who I don't talk to anymore.
And on a normal night, my favorite part of a porno is the sex scenes (duh) and particularliy when a really hot chick gets naked for the first time in the movie. Sweet.