None of them.
I'll take the one in back taking a shit. I'm afraid she was constipated at the time and not being able to squeeze the brown flower out before the shoot began meant - obviously - that she missed it. But no matter, anyone who can put taking a good crap over getting paid is a winner in my eyes.
Now don't get me wrong, you gals out there who choose to hold it during working hours are all well and good when I have time for you - which is very little these days. But as the last great poet of our time (Shania Twain) once said "that don't impress me much .... ba-ba-du-ah" because you see, a girl who'll drop anything and everything, the baby for example or the old person in the bath and run towards the bathroom to drop the brown bombs just exudes a certain charm that none of you can even hope to attain in this life (in the next one maybe - but I really don't think earthworms care where they shit quite frankly).
What our elegant lady has, is a certain style, a certain presence and yes .... even a certain smell about them that just makes me knock over coffee cups in sheer delight. It has to be said that a good shitter is something you only have once in your life. If you can get one my advice to you is to cherish it because who knows how long it'll last.
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For some of you a little low on the IQ points I think I should point out that this is obviously an analogy of the Iraq war and Bush's decisions leading up to the invasion. Read it through a few dozen times and I'm sure the subtle undertones and use of metaphor will make itself known to you. Of course your subconscious already knows this and it's laughing at your feeble mind for not getting it straight away. All I can say is do not let that bastard laugh at your mind. Your mind is all you have. Next time you're out on the town get drunk and start a fight with someone bigger than you and attempt to get a fractured skull .... that'll teach that cunt! Am I right? Bumaye!
You may ask yourself now that you've read the whole post, why has he chosen to post this here? Well there are many reasons for this boys and girls. I won't mention them all, but I may let a few slip out while I'm here. One reason being that I'm bored, the other that this entire post - like a lot of my other poetry - is absolute bullshit and if you had believed any of this complete nonsense up to now I pity you and I hope you're run over by a truck because your genes just aren’t what the species needs right now.
Other than that, I wish you all a pleasant evening. :hatsoff:
