Catch up with the times, and learn to read on a kindle or a nook, you Luddite fuckwads.
Hey, look. I have 300 books in my pocket. What? You need to go to the library to get more books? Sweet. Enjoy that time. I'll be in the corner. Reading.
I like going to the library.
By the way, enjoy constantly worrying while reading that shitty electronic thing made with built in obsolesscance in the bath.