which food network girl star would you have sex with?

[METAL HEAD]

None of them

 

[titsrock]

They hired a latina chick last year for a show, but I think they cancelled her already. I forgot her name, but she was a babe. Chesty. Long, straight hair. Looked like Shay Laren a bit actually...

Rachel Ray makes food unfit for a dog and looks as appealing as dogmeat...

 

[SN4P3]

i'd give Giada the facial, i saw a pic where her tits were sagging like a grandma in some loose low cut top.

sandra lee i would titty fuck and glaze those fucking mountain after fucking her pussy raw.

everyone else on the list...no way

 

[Ashleigh]

Alton Brown

Oh hell to the yes.

Tyler Florence, Jamie Oliver, Bobby flay covered in BBQ sauce nom nom nom.

 

[Ashleigh]

great thread btw, I'm food network obsessed.

 

[BlueBalls]

Delia Smith :thumbsup:

 

[Kil4Thril]

Alton Brown

From you, I'd expect no less.

We met the guy at a Homearama show thing in Cincy a few years ago. He was absofuckinlutely cool, and truly funny/comedic in person (as opposed to the watered down humor on his shows).

I have to go with the Nigella chick. Her accent kills me.

 

[Firedamp]

Giada for sure. And Rachael Ray would be a real treat... Oh the things I would do to that girl's cupcake. She can blow my windsock anyday :thumbsup:

 

[devlinvelez]

..........Rachel Ray is thick in the right places ......I'd give a her a run in the sack.......and have her give me breakfast in bed after were done.........Paula Dean looks good for her age too ..........something about that silver hair does something for me....................:nanner:

 

[squallumz]

Rachael Ray is a complete turn off for me.

 

[Firedamp]

Rachael Ray is a complete turn off for me.

Of course I'd have to put a sock in her mouth first :scream:

 

[squallumz]

Of course I'd have to put a sock in her mouth first :scream:

for starters it would be a great idea. that raspy fucking voice of hers is like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[titsrock]

Raytch has ZERO sexuality...I would have to guzzle an entire prescription of viagra to get with her...serious limpdick issues...

 

[Firedamp]

for starters it would be a great idea. that raspy fucking voice of hers is like nails on a chalkboard.

I heard she needed to get an operation from talking too fucking much! Yes, she actually developed scar tissue or a cyst or some shit in her throat from running her mouth nonstop. crazy.

 

[doc1456]

Aida Mollenkamp, followed by Giada, then maybe Cat Cora.

 

[Skyraider22]

Well that is an easy Racheal Ray:thumbsup:

 

[xaqouiri]

great thread btw, I'm food network obsessed.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oh hell to the yes.

Tyler Florence, Jamie Oliver, Bobby flay covered in BBQ sauce nom nom nom.

Bobby Flay sucks...you can have him. He puts corn in almost everything he makes and it pisses me off. GRRR!!!

I notice how you didn't say Guy Fieri. What, you don't have a thing for cliche douchebags who think it's cool to wear wristbands on their forearms? Or, is it the fact that when he goes to get his haircut, he points to a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and says, "I want that one"...???

 

[calpoon]

Bobby Flay sucks

Would you prefer Emiril?

We're going to spice it up... up your ass. BAM!

 

[squallumz]

Bobby Flay sucks...you can have him. He puts corn in almost everything he makes and it pisses me off. GRRR!!!

I notice how you didn't say Guy Fieri. What, you don't have a thing for cliche douchebags who think it's cool to wear wristbands on their forearms? Or, is it the fact that when he goes to get his haircut, he points to a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and says, "I want that one"...???

no shit! bobby the "corn and tamale miester" and guy. and what a fucking douchebag guy is. i hate his tacky jewelry and stupid hair. he's just a slob too. taking big bites out of disgusting burgers and fried foods. i cant believe he's really the only one of the next food network stars to get airtime.