Which babe did you first jack off to?

'Queen' 'Victoria'
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Fucking hell are you in luck! Here she is in her controversial pose from the city centre liverpool. She has been "amusing schoolboys for over a century.



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First stroke was to the girls on a deck of mid-late 1980's nudie playing cards.

Not coincidentally, that was the first day I ever played the card game "hold 'em," too!
(Sorry, I'm on a huge roll of bad puns today!)
 
I think it was some old VHS my dad hid in the closet called Bedsheet orgy. Everybody was dressed like Romans and they were nasty. They were hideous and the quality was total shit, but beggars can't be choosers.

Then one day my parents went to a wedding and I raided their closet and found a Christy Canyon compilation video. I couldn't believe it...she was amazing. Beautiful face, amazing body and giant natural jiggling titties....I was in heaven. I became a ninja and managed to sneak the tape into the VHS, jerk off and then put it back in the same spot it was in every chance I could.

Then one day I looked and it was gone. For some reason, my dad got rid of all his tapes and it broke my heart.
 
Then one day my parents went to a wedding and I raided their closet and found a Christy Canyon compilation video. I couldn't believe it...she was amazing. Beautiful face, amazing body and giant natural jiggling titties....I was in heaven. I became a ninja and managed to sneak the tape into the VHS, jerk off and then put it back in the same spot it was in every chance I could.

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I can definately relate to this. Good times. :D


First babe for me was either Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, or Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke.
 
i can't remember...

probably some chick in the kindergarden

Possibly the same for me, but as far as onscreen, my earliest memory was either Suzanne Somers on "Three's Company", Nicole Eggert when she was on "Charles in Charge" or Alyssa Milano when she was on "Who's the Boss". Hell, it might've even been Vanna White on "Wheel of Fortune". She was hot as hell back in the day.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I used to fondle my package as a youngster to late night skinamax flicks but I truly didn't cum until I blew my first load to Julia-Louise Dreyfuss at age 13, I'll never forget it, its hard to explain it felt so good but was a little scary because I hadn't came up to that point and didn't know what to expect. It was incredible.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
"Gent" Magazine c.1965 Can't remember the Models names. I found it in the woods 2/3 complete and minus cover.

No pussy shots in those days, Big Tits Galore in "Gent"
 
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