Where's Dirk?

[~~whimsy~~]

I hope he's dead.

I heard the asshole got *****, ***** with a girl, woke up the next morning and saw what he had done and immediately ****** himself.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I heard the asshole got *****, ***** with a girl, woke up the next morning and saw what he had done and immediately ****** himself.

I heard it was revealed that he was the original goatsee.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That's impossible. You just inspired innovations after seeing the original. Don't try and steal credit. :nono:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I invented post its.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I invented the tubes that carry the internet.

 

[lurkingdirk]

i invented the sperm that inseminated your ***.